Latest Posts by bisexualmothmanfan - Page 4

acupuncture is just trepanation with smaller holes

i dont know why id waste time boring myself by telling lies for the sake of seeming normal in a social situation when i could tell lies for the sake of seeming like a peculiar entity. why would i pretend to be friends with someone i hate when i could say “i hate you” and spend my time instead training myself to politely nod and say a random name every time i see a bird in order to convince strangers that i have memorised and named all the pigeons in my local area

need a joint or a lobotomy

spices shouodlynt be migraine triggers, like come on dude, garlic is dear my wife and chilli is my other dear wife, we have a beautiful polygamous romance, i love them both so much and i show them that every day.. and yet now they ail me??? in myt time of need??? the logical problem of evil argues tfhat if god is kind, all powerful, and aall knowing, then there shouldnt be so much bad in this world. my beautiful, wonderful, incredible wives turn on me so cruelly and i find the argument rings true

i got that dog🐺 😎in me ‼️and that dog🐺😎 gets very anxious🐺😰 with loud💥 sounds👂‼️ so please🙏 do not🙅 bring me ➡️to places 🏝with helicopters 🚁 or planes ✈️ nearby ⤵️‼️‼️‼️😎

i miss getting scam calls and messages from actual people. i used to be able to pretend to be a deeply confused lonely old man, now its all robots. who will jerry talk to now...

i am covered in a combination of my sweat and the sweat of the band i just saw that they actively flicked to into the crowd. 10/10 the closest thing to a religious experience ill ever have

trusting my own sense of direction feels like i am orpheus trusting eurydice is behind me. dont turn around and get the train going in the other direction bc it seems like it could be the one on google maps, have trust

on my resume i claim i am "honest and friendly" which is true but i am also a bitch and i love lying

Who that man

sometimes you gotta do shit that would absolutely get you killed first in a horror film, like post on your phone thats on low battery while listening to Psycho Killer by the talking heads and walking down a street that has had multiple murders commited upon it at night

Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me

Animated it

i dreamed in broken esperanto and it was deeply confusing

whi am i always taking melatonin and them trying ti fight it, bro you WANTED to bev sleepky

whi am i always taking melatonin and them trying ti fight it, bro you WANTED to bev sleepky

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

Longhorn beetle Miku!

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

painkillers are a lie made by big pain to give you false hope

Why don't you start an only fans and sell pictures of you eating horses? People are into that

bc i dont eat horses????

sometimes in the middle of imagining something i forget what a character looks like and need to look at a reference which makes me feel like im a fake fan or something but i literally just had to do the same thing with myself so i feel like there’s actually a different issue going on there

forgot to eat bc i was too busy contacting nasa to get them to fix a mistake i noticed on their website

things that are like "symptoms: depression" how tf am i supposed to know how i feel bro

cannibalistic desires are normal bc cannibalism is awesome

i could be wrong (and anyone feel free to correct me if i am) but i think this actually NOT a painting but instead part of richard prince's cowboy series where he took photos of, then cropped and edited, malboro cigarette boxes,

(the version that was on the box on the left and his on the right in the image below.)

this was actually a very controversial series bc richard prince did not credit the original photographer of the scenes.

Richard Prince (American, 1949), Untitled (Cowboy), 1999. Acrylic on canvas, 90½ x 50½ in.

owch

Here ya go sport, go wild