Latest Posts by bisexualmothmanfan - Page 6
whenever a song says "carry on" i hear "carrion" and then i start thinking about vultures
Creation of Yaoi
(nsfw crop under)
the lord sayeth "halt thy child don't give in to sin!"
the turbidity is low and the ph is neutral, things are looking up the the world
honestly i might be feeling depressed but i cant focus on that if im busy testing the water quality of local rivers
perhaps a comedically large mallet to the head will save me
honestly i might be feeling depressed but i cant focus on that if im busy testing the water quality of local rivers
i should be allowed to give some of my gender dysphoria to cis people, as a treat for me. first person id give it to is fictional character nathan ford from leverage, id like to see how hed react. he'd probably trail off in the middle of sentences and then plan a heist about it but id like to know the specifics
i made the mistake of saying "stop showing me the flesh hat man" out loud and realising it fit the tune of the muffin man and now that's stuck in my head, thoroughly against my will
they call me dthe poor decision maker on account of the raw garlic i eat while migrain
getting a worst enemy who's just some guy sucks bc i want to fist fight this bastard but instead he's just responding to me on google reviews, like a coward
One time, I had an English professor tell me I should stop using my inhaler because it was bad for the environment.
Yeah an if you dropped dead it would significantly reduce your carbon footprint too, huh. What if we ALL just stopped breathing. Can’t be throwing fistfuls of plastic fuckin straws directly into the South Pacific when you got a BPM of zilch, can you? What a fuckin innovator. Was he head of your nation’s EPA *directly* before he retired to become world’s youngest baseline edgelord 4chan ass 14 year old boy with tenure, or did he wait for his 3rd consecutive Nobel peace prize before giving someone else a chance? Ask him if his back hurts from carrying the weight of all the world’s most pressing concerns to and from Chuck E Cheese each night or if his tiny spiny propellor hat lightens the load a bit. Did his big red clown nose come standard with his tweed set or he spring for the premium model with the biodegradeable sustainable foam and the super-boosted honk-honk action? Are his size 23 clown bitch oxfords custom? Does he take one off to use as a canoe on his annual vacations to his summer home in the balmy and tropical shit fuck dumbass islands or does he just levitate everywhere he goes by the power of his unparalleled Xmen level intellect. Can you ask him if Magneto is gonna spare the human race to run laps in his hamster wheel electrical generator complex or if he’s just gonna wipe us all the fuck out for the carbon tax credit. Ask him if the weight of his gigantic balls dragging in the ground behind him everywhere he goes adds to the mileage on his Tesla. When he wipes his ass does he use single ply to save the trees or just a fistful of baby ducklings that he can then gently bathe by hand with water collected by the rain barrel in the endangered orchid garden by the solarium on the west side of his sprawling villa, the one he bought when he sold the patent for the perpetual motion motion machine he built out of toothpicks and marshmallows in third grade before the obvious intellectual gap between himself and the rest of us bumbling simpletons weighed him down and killed his passion to create. What other wisdom has he yet to share with the world? What other knowledge that only he and my reiki-healing essential-oil-drinking violet-aura neighbour know that may benefit us all? Holy shit, have I been drinking WATER my whole life? That shit that whales live in? Guess I’ll just go lay in a hole out back and wait for the compost heap to take me. Should I confess my sins to Captain Planet first, so he may redeem my wicked soul in the true Eco Catholic way, or was that recyclable soda can I threw in the trash downtown at last year’s garlic bread festival because there were no recycling bins provided the final straw that made me unworthy of glorious green salvation? BRB, gotta go strip naked and flagellate myself before the begonias so that they may know the depth of my remorse. Don’t worry, I only buy locally-sourced hemp lashes produced by small home businesses at the farmer’s market, they have a three-for-two sale on Sundays if you bring your own reusable bag. Christ on a fucking cupcake
enduring a tummy ache is akin to fighting god
white boy SHOCKS waiter by taking a full minute to stutter out an order and then crying until he throws up
6 hours; 2 of those were spent on this hair
more: parker / eliot
just collected two bat skeletons ive been watching decay in a lane for a while now, they are mostly clean but there is some fur on one of them (a fair bit though it seems any flesh has decayed) and some wing membrane on both (not much), was wondering if anyone had advice on cleaning them or anything i should keep in mind? idk what they died of, probably electrocution based on the area they died and lack of wounds, also they are flying foxes i believe (im not very knowledgable with bat species though)
could eve be our idol, could she lead us through the light?
just a silly drawing i drawing i did for fun of confessions of a rotten girl miku
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate (throws up and dies)
had a dream i tried to recommend a song and everyone laughed at me bc it was 12 minutes long, also someone kissed me on the cheek with such tenderness i awoke with tears in my eyes
to clarify i am just some fuckin guy who loves making masks and ciphers, i think we'd have a silly dynamic where i am just doing my thing completely obliviously while he spies on me with increasing concern like "why would he be so into all of these specific things if he WASN'T going to become a villain or vigilante of some sort" but im actually just like that. im really interested in cannibalism, spontaneous human combustion, and a couple other things in that area too which probably wouldn't help. he'd be worried im going to become like the riddler but with ciphers but actually im just autistic
not to be self centred but i think if i lived in gotham batman would have me on a watchlist
not to be self centred but i think if i lived in gotham batman would have me on a watchlist
i do not want to be actually famous at all but there are like three aspects of fame that i want
people to obsess over stuff i make
interviews where i can talk about the stuff i make
rpf about me
'Therd only 2 sexes..? "
Yeah... 5he one i did wirh your dad.... And the orher one with your dad
Oh im sorry fuck i didnt know your das died shit i take it back i take it back oh god i amso sorry jeses fucking christ i had no idea god damn it oh
at times i find myself pacing in circles and muttering about the spacetime continuum and im like wow…i am not subverting autism stereotypes
would you still love me if i posted nightcore leverage video edits
i’m not an edit creator usually so it’s not amazing but i really liked this idea so i gave it a shot
I wish there was a Eliot Spencer video edit put to 'I Need a Hero' by Bonnie Tyler. Please it would be epic.
I wish there was a Eliot Spencer video edit put to 'I Need a Hero' by Bonnie Tyler. Please it would be epic.
been having some fun with markers on printed out photos i took, second one was drawn on a negative of the photo which was fun
i probably have dyslexia but that's none of my business
I like my men like i like my coffee: mysterious omens of disaster that will kill you in high dosage