Bisexualmothmanfan - Mothman Kisser

i might not understand social queues but i can understand morse code, pigpen, and multiple lesser known ciphers

i actually think using leeches in medical settings is fun and silly i would much rather they took my blood with leeches than needles. needle? oh no thats a needle. leech? huh, little guy. i am easily distracted from fear if there is a creature.

Gotta celebrate the assassination of a long dead emperor on the 15th, but I'm free on the 16th

usidore the blue ass mf

i have no fucking idea what this means but i looked it up and it seems like that's a wizard so hell yeah i'll take it

it’s my birthday, im high, im dressed like a pirate, i just got back from a punk gig, im carrying a big pot of peeled potatoes, and my uber just rearended a car

there is a mercy from the universe in me having the stupidest sneeze ever but also not having hay-fever or any animal allergies. i am thankful for it everyday.

i just ate a giant pomegranate in my bed using my axe #livingmybestlife

people in my dreams are so mean sometimes...i created you dude, can you chill?

i was made to do repetitive manual labour while telling stories to children, i yearn for butter churning and wood chopping and weaving.

"hey how are you?" my insides are being scraped out with pottery tools and i am about to throw up on your shoes.