Mob From Mob Psycho 100 Was In My Dream And I Told Him I Liked The Cardigan He Was Wearing, Called Him

i need toast RIGHT NOW or i will cry so so hard it will make oceans and drown this toastless hell

rip Nathan ford you would’ve probably loved what’s going on with United Healthcare rn

i was made to do repetitive manual labour while telling stories to children, i yearn for butter churning and wood chopping and weaving.

officer, put that guy on e.

every day i resist the urge to chime into stranger’s conversations but man is it hard sometimes

if the phantoms in my peripheral vision want to stay they have to help me cover rent

farcille thing i drew with markers :) lowkey fucked up marcille but life moves on regardles

to clarify i am just some fuckin guy who loves making masks and ciphers, i think we'd have a silly dynamic where i am just doing my thing completely obliviously while he spies on me with increasing concern like "why would he be so into all of these specific things if he WASN'T going to become a villain or vigilante of some sort" but im actually just like that. im really interested in cannibalism, spontaneous human combustion, and a couple other things in that area too which probably wouldn't help. he'd be worried im going to become like the riddler but with ciphers but actually im just autistic

not to be self centred but i think if i lived in gotham batman would have me on a watchlist

DraMatical Sex MurDer

commission for @sukiwah

whenever i mention licking batteries i am met with either "wtf dont lick batteries" or "yeah same who hasnt" so i would like to know what the people of tumblr think

ALSO PLEASE DO NOT PUT BATTERIES IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! licking one end of a battery is pretty safe but putting both ends in is a BAD idea for multiple reasons. i am also just some fucking guy so honestly dont even trust me saying that licking them is safe.