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Who that man

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

fuck this shit.

baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎

dragon melting glass in its mouth and blowing bubbles with it

my question to stories with magic humans (or like elves or whatever who cares) but no magical creatures other than them (especially if the humans do not learn the magic, it is just the way they are) is WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT EVOLVE!!! ok like i KNOW it's literally magic but to me that either implies that humans spontaneously developed magic out of no where upon becoming human, which, why??? OR there are other primates with at least a little magic. im not sure which one i find more jarring but i do know which one i want to be the case. GIVE ME MAGIC APES!!!!!!!

they call me the riddler the way im riddled with guilt

i shouldn’t be “at the club” i should be high at the laundromat

you will never find a hornier group than people writing fragrantica reviews. and i think that's beautiful.

Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually