right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.
tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.
this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.
if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.
it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them
a beetle just landed on my breast and then instantly died. not sure if my boob was too powerful or if it sought my bosom as a soft resting place, i hope it was the latter so it may have died at peace
why would you be pessimistic about the world when you could watch nausicaä?
the wives based on an ad i got on pinterest- awooga
i fucking love potato salad so much you get some potatoes and mayonaide nd pickles maybe or celery nd you mix and it so good i love potato salas
mob from mob psycho 100 was in my dream and i told him i liked the cardigan he was wearing, called him a little guy, and patted his head
one day i will reach my true form of an old man who tells bizarre stories to people and around half of them will be lies
it's miku day!!!! here's a bacterial contamination miku fanart, i <3 this song
the world is full of mysteries and wonders. just now i got hit with the scent of blood, so strong and sharp that i was gagging, it then abruptly disappeared, and ill probably never know why that happened.
officer, put that guy on e.
thank you i shall treasure it.
no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.