avaincorrectquoter

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Yellow: Hey everyone, what color shirt am I wearing?

Red: Gray

Second: Gray

Green: Gray

Purple: Grey

Yellow, turning to Blue: Now tell them what color you thought it was.

Blue, softly: Dark white...

Chosen: You know, I'd love a partner who's sensitive, caring, and willing to do anything for me.

Dark: *explosions in the distance*

Chosen:

Chosen: I want that one.

Green: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Red: That's deep.

Blue: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Red: That's even deeper

Yellow: ...You guys are idiots.

Dark: You can trust me! Remember who pulled you out of the river when you were younger?

Chosen: Remember who pushed me in?

Blue: When's the last time you slept?

Yellow: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Yellow: A few- how many?!

Yellow: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Blue: What you need is sleep!

Purple: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

King: Purple, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Purple: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Green: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.

Yellow: Get out of bed, you're going to school whether you like it or not.

Green: I REFUSE.

Dark: And then they ran into my knife. 10 times.

Chosen: You mean you stabbed them?

Dark: They ran into my knife.

Yellow: You either get your work done or you'll end up at McDonald's.

Red: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?

Yellow: NO-

Second: Hey Dark, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Dark, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Second: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Dark!

Red: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Red: And I started thinking.

Red: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Red: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Chosen: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Dark: Is it me?

Chosen: It's always you.

Second: Anyone d-

Yellow: Depressed?

Blue: Drained?

Red: Dumb?

Green: Disliked?

Second: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people…

Dark: I am literally evil incarnate.

Dark: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Dark: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Yellow: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Yellow: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Dark, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve insulted someone.

Dark: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve assaulted someone, but let’s not talk about that.

Green: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

Cop: What do you call disobeying the law?

Dark: A hobby.

Chosen: *stares pointedly at Dark*

Dark: That we do not engage in.

Yellow starved to death

Dark: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Red: I will swear word at you.

Dark: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

Yellow: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

Second: YELLOW NO

Dark, wiping a fake tear from his eye: I taught them so well.

Dark: *kills Second*

Second: No thanks.

Second: I'm god.

Yellow: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

Dark: I believe in gay rights because I'm gay and I'm always right.

Second: All of your existences are confusing.

The Gang: How so?

Second: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

Chosen: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Green: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

U know what I will respond. My personality shall b semi-revealed to the public. If you don't like it and want to move on to the quotes then ignore it with the wonderful gift of free will.

*walks onto the red carpet while tripping every 2 steps*

At some point before getting into this fandom, I was but a little child with very few friends (only one part of that has changed). While outside in like... alrt idk when but I was 7. My singular friend was out sick for the week and these two random ppl a year older than me came up and were like "hey you look lonely wanna play?" I said yes. I third wheeled with them for the week until my friend got back and didn't think more about it. Fast forward to like a year or two ago. I was in high school, and actually had another friend. They invited me to sit with them at lunch and they introduced me to their friend group. And LO AND BEHOLD who do I find in that friend group other than one of the two random ppl I encountered like 7 years ago. They did not recognize me. I recognized them. There was also another person in the friend group I knew from when I was like 12. It's like the universe collaborated to bring all the ppl I'd randomly encountered in my life into one place.

Again if u don't wanna read about this then just don't I'm sure there's at least one person on here who follows me bc they don't want any personality they just want funny content.

Uhhhhh *proceeds to notice my lack of mutuals who I talk to besides the one who tagged me*

Anyone feel free to reblog if ur heart so desires. I have one friend and that is the one who tagged me.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore