Red: A Mosquito Tried To Bite Me And I Slapped It And Killed It.

Chosen: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dark way.

Second: Isn't that the wrong way?

Chosen: Yes, but it's faster.

Dark: Did you just call me a shrimp asshole? I'm still growing dammit!

Green: I believe in you, Purple!

Purple, to themself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing Green can think to say to me is that they don’t doubt my existence.

Yellow, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

Second: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

Dark: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Purple: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Dark: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Dark: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Chosen: Not by the law!

King: Are you having another depressive episode?

Purple: A depressive episode?

Purple: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.