Dark, Looking At Their Watch: It Has Been 2 Hours And Sixteen Minutes Since I’ve Insulted Someone.

Red: Why is Blue making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Yellow!

Yellow: It’s because I’m Blue’s favorite.

Red: I hate you.

Blue: If I fall…

Yellow: I’ll be there to catch you.

Purple: *looks at Green* What if I fall?

Green: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Dark: *watches these two interactions*

Dark, to Chosen: And if I fall?

Chosen: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Green: I think we can all agree I’m the ten amongst these threes.

Second: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

Purple, watching Dark and Chosen fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Second, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Purple: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Dark: Second.

Chosen: Second.

Second: Me.

Purple: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Red: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Second and Dark:*Playing video games*

Chosen: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Second: *silence*

Dark: *silence*

Chosen, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Second & Dark in shame: Yeah...

Blue: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

Second: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Dark: Chosen is the scariest thing I could think of!

Chosen: Dark told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Red, distantly: HEY!!!