Second: Hey Dark, I’ve Got An Idea For How To Solve This.

Dark: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

Dark: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Yellow: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

Second: YELLOW NO

Dark, wiping a fake tear from his eye: I taught them so well.

Purple: What do you say after you kiss someone?

Green: Don't forget to like and subscribe.

Blue: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

Second: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Dark: Chosen is the scariest thing I could think of!

Chosen: Dark told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Dark: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Second: How?

Dark: I need someone to take the fall.

Second: What did you do?

Dark: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Chosen, from the other room: Oh my god.

Dark: ...

Chosen: OH MY GOD!

Second: Make it a hundred.

Dark: Deal.

Chosen: You're alive.

Dark: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Purple: Green, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Green: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

Navy, holding a new born Purple: He's beautiful...

The Doctor: We're gonna have to give him some shots.

Navy: Oh hell yeah, pour up. It's his fucking birthday.