Dark: The ‘how The Fucks’ And 'why Are You So Dumbs’ Don’t Matter. All That Matters Is That I

Dark: Love is a weakness, an evolutionary mistake.

Second: You're literally making a Valentine's Day card for Chosen right now.

Dark: *pointing a glue gun at him* you're on fucking thin ice kid.

Green: I think we can all agree I’m the ten amongst these threes.

Blue: Yellow, you’re such a genius!

Yellow: Yes, I know.

Blue: Why do soap smell so good but taste so bad?

Yellow: The smell is from delicious perfumes that have been added to the soap. The taste comes from a myriad of chemicals and ingredients that are probably not safe to eat!

Blue: You're so smart! Wanna go out?

Blue: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle.

Yellow: What drugs are you on right now?

Blue: Yes.

Red: Why is Blue making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Yellow!

Yellow: It’s because I’m Blue’s favorite.

Red: I hate you.

Dark: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

Second: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Dark: …Your point?

Chosen: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dark way.

Second: Isn't that the wrong way?

Chosen: Yes, but it's faster.

Dark: *walks into the room*

Second: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood?

Chosen: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time.

Dark: *sneaking in through their window*

Chosen: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Dark: I was with Second?

Second: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?