Second: All Of Your Existences Are Confusing.

Chosen: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Dark, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Green: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Dark: Why shouldn't you tell ducks jokes on April Fools Day?

Dark: Because they'll quack up

Dark: How do pirates celebrate April Fools Day?

Dark: They walk the prank

Chosen: Knock knock

Dark: Who's there?

Chosen: Lenny

Dark: Lenny who?

Chosen: Lenny know when you're done with these April Fools Day jokes.

Blue: If I fall…

Yellow: I’ll be there to catch you.

Purple: *looks at Green* What if I fall?

Green: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Dark: *watches these two interactions*

Dark, to Chosen: And if I fall?

Chosen: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Yellow, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

Dark, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world.

Dark: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it.

Dark: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Dark: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

Dark, singing: ~Hush, little laptop, don’t you cry.~

Dark: ~I'm gonna find you some more Wi-Fi.~

Dark: ~And if that Wi-Fi doesn’t work…~

Dark: ~I will destroy the fucking Earth.~

Dark: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-

Chosen: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??

Dark: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

Yellow: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Red: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Blue: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Red: We’re not talking about flavour, Blue!

Blue: Flavour counts!

Red: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Second: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

Red: Okay, but-

Second: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Green: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Red: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, GREEN!

Green: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, RED!

Yellow: I- Jesus-