Dark: *kills Second*

*out grocery shopping*

Red: *takes a free sample twice*

Red: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Dark: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Second: Isn’t that just killing people?

Dark: Ah, technically.

Dark: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it. Dark: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

Chosen: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Dark: What changed your mind?

Chosen: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

Chosen: There's no way they like me back.

Yellow: Dark would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Chosen: Dark would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

Purple: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

King: Purple, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Purple: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Dark: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Second: Hey Dark, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Dark, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Second: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Dark!

Blue: Yellow has no idea I’m high.

Yellow: You’re high?

Blue: Oh, I’m sorry.

Blue, leaning over to Green: Yellow has no idea I’m high.

Green: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Yellow will and will not eat.

Red: Grass? Yes!

Green: Moss? Yes!!

Red: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Green: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Red: Worms? Sometimes!

Green: Rocks? Usually nah.

Red: Twigs? Usually!

Green: Blue's cooking? Inconclusive!

Second: How did you… test this?

Green: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Second: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.