Green: Pose As A Team Because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

Chosen: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Dark, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Chosen: You need to stop swearing so much.

Dark: Shut the fuck up.

Chosen: Yeah, that's not how you do it.

Dark: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.

Chosen: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.

Dark: Shit the beep up.

Chosen:

Dark: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

Green: I have feelings for you.

Purple: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Dark: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Dark: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

Red: If you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises, then I'm killing you.

Yellow: See, this never happens in spider solitaire for windows.

Green: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

Second: That’s illegal, right?

Dark: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Second: No-

Dark: Then shut the fuck up.

Yellow: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Yellow: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Dark: Remember how I said that Second and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Chosen: Yeah…

Dark: Well, we’re in jail.

Chosen: *hangs up*

Purple, sweating: Green, there’s something I need to ask you-

Green: Finally! You’re proposing!

Purple: How’d you know?

Green: Purple, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Green: I even picked it up once.