U know what I will respond. My personality shall b semi-revealed to the public. If you don't like it and want to move on to the quotes then ignore it with the wonderful gift of free will.
*walks onto the red carpet while tripping every 2 steps*
At some point before getting into this fandom, I was but a little child with very few friends (only one part of that has changed). While outside in like... alrt idk when but I was 7. My singular friend was out sick for the week and these two random ppl a year older than me came up and were like "hey you look lonely wanna play?" I said yes. I third wheeled with them for the week until my friend got back and didn't think more about it. Fast forward to like a year or two ago. I was in high school, and actually had another friend. They invited me to sit with them at lunch and they introduced me to their friend group. And LO AND BEHOLD who do I find in that friend group other than one of the two random ppl I encountered like 7 years ago. They did not recognize me. I recognized them. There was also another person in the friend group I knew from when I was like 12. It's like the universe collaborated to bring all the ppl I'd randomly encountered in my life into one place.
Again if u don't wanna read about this then just don't I'm sure there's at least one person on here who follows me bc they don't want any personality they just want funny content.
Uhhhhh *proceeds to notice my lack of mutuals who I talk to besides the one who tagged me*
Anyone feel free to reblog if ur heart so desires. I have one friend and that is the one who tagged me.
it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
Dark, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world.
Dark: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it.
Yellow: I am charging my phone in school secretly.
Yellow: Mastermind over here.
Green: Who hurt you?
Purple: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Green: ...Yes, actually.
Dark: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Chosen: Killed without hesitation.
Green: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Yellow will and will not eat.
Red: Grass? Yes!
Green: Moss? Yes!!
Red: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Green: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Red: Worms? Sometimes!
Green: Rocks? Usually nah.
Red: Twigs? Usually!
Green: Blue's cooking? Inconclusive!
Second: How did you… test this?
Green: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Second: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Green: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Yellow: Actually Green, it’s salt.
Green: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
Yellow: Uh Green, that would be salt.
Yellow: *takes salt packer from Green* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
Green: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
Yellow: Opposite over hypotenuse.
Green: Dipshit.
Red: If you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises, then I'm killing you.
Yellow: See, this never happens in spider solitaire for windows.
Green: What's your greatest fear?
Purple: Not being loved and appreciated.
Green: ...
Green: Damn, that's deep.
Green: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...
Chosen: You're not gonna shoot those kids, are you?
Dark: Yeah, in their faces, why?
Huge AvA/AvM fanStill in high school, so nothing weird plsIf I don't update for a few days I'm probably grounded
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