Yellow: You Either Get Your Work Done Or You'll End Up At McDonald's.

Chosen: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!

Second: Alright.

Dark: Hey, I-

Chosen: SHUT UP!

Dark: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!

Chosen: It was bound to be stupid.

Green: Who hurt you?

Purple: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Green: ...Yes, actually.

Dark: *sneaking in through their window*

Chosen: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Dark: I was with Second?

Second: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

Yellow: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Yellow: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Chosen: What do you have?

Dark: A KNIFE!

Chosen: NO!

Chosen: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Dark.

Second, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Chosen: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Second: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Chosen: Wait, you wanted fake blood?

Second:

Chosen: I’ll go call Dark.

Second: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Dark: Please, just say fuck.

Chosen: You're not gonna shoot those kids, are you?

Dark: Yeah, in their faces, why?

Red: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Yellow: A doll.

Blue: A cinnamon roll.

Green: A sweetheart.

Red:

Red: ...stop it.

Dark: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give The Dark Lord lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!