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brb gotta study for the bechdel test

my uncle really be like “hmmm my brothers wife would make for an excellent mother figure”

she X on my D till i rawr

wipe my ass in both directions, call that booty bilingual.

damn shawty my understanding of ur meta cognitive process requires a bespoke model.

they call me jerry, the way i can

at in n out listening to this kid explain his gambling technique to his mom rn

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*wiping the compression artifacts off my face* mmmm another long day in the jpeg mines

real

do i really need to explain what this is about.

skim milk is the lacroix of milk

move over unreliable narrator it’s time for himbo narrator

she feed me that glucose analog till my lacoperons express their proteins

please say nice things about me in therapy 🥺

showin up to the function with 17 rounds of chemotherapy

absolutely electrifying the way spotify started playing gangnam style right as the tesla tried to merge into me in bay area traffic

trying not to ask the soldiers in uniform in the in-n-out if they play war thunder

the saddest part of henry kissinger dying is that i didn’t get to kill him myself

you’re telling me a queer coded this?

she skulks on my shrieker until my sensor does the warden

gonna go jelq at the walmart brb

They call me J.R.R Jelqing, on account of me being a big Tolkien fan. Also I can oft be found in my study jelqing just like the old masters.

the jovial jelqer strikes agian

can’t wait to stare longingly and lustfully into the eyes of my royal advisor in court tn

ima cozymaxxing floorpilled sleepingbagcel rn fr

fuckin in the sex club dressed as steve from minecraft

reaisting the urge to vague-post about personal grievances rn

> why

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I wonder why the average human K/D is

hannah montana linux is secular temple os

if either of u r on birth control when u fuckin that’s just practicing for a baby