If Either Of U R On Birth Control When U Fuckin That’s Just Practicing For A Baby

gonna send an illuminated manuscript calling them a lil bitch

Sending hate mail by getting someone to dox a famous person, and then just mailing them a really mean letter written in traditional calligraphy.

doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet

okay

me sitting on the floor of the bathroom with the lights off and the door closed eating bowls of pills like cereal with kamala harris: so tell me more about venn diagrams

kamala: *manic laughter*

they howl like scared dogs

the hatred in the comments of dash cam videos is unmatched.

puttin on that thrift store lingerie to satisfy my olfactory needs.

*waking up at 3am to eat shredded cheese out of the fridge like an animal*: rise and grind

a notification? for me 🥺🥺🥺?

oh right. that. i forgot about that.

sometimes i wish i were a crime boss so i could party with federal agents

They call me J.R.R Jelqing, on account of me being a big Tolkien fan. Also I can oft be found in my study jelqing just like the old masters.

computer. good vibes, man.

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.