Damn Shawty My Understanding Of Ur Meta Cognitive Process Requires A Bespoke Model.

Your blog really runs on the logic of unfunny + head/getting head/life changing head = funny. (I think you should check your maths)

when she sends you hate mail <<333

call me lee harvey oswald the way my head is life changing

hannah montana linux is secular temple os

she dask on my array until i chunk

*waking up at 3am to eat shredded cheese out of the fridge like an animal*: rise and grind

me, shortly before lunging for the officers service weapon: what’s up cracker *slaps ass*

leaving sacramento:

a notification? for me 🥺🥺🥺?

oh right. that. i forgot about that.

gonna go jelq at the walmart brb

a dragonfly landed on my fishing rod!!!1!1!!! suicide postponed!!!!1!1!!