You’re Telling Me A Queer Coded This?

i think the old-fashioned top-loading washers and dryers make love but these new electronic ones only fuck.

the herds of machines in laundromats are merely cattle and can’t comprehend the warmth of a lovers arms.

laundromat vending machines like holding hands.

why didn’t jesus just go on ssris?

— my kinsey scale seven friend

babe wanna push this boulder up this hill with me?

mfw funny internet man knows how to work a mf macbook

they howl like scared dogs

the hatred in the comments of dash cam videos is unmatched.

literally me

When u think the alcohol is gonna make y’all freakier but u start walking funny and she starts biting your ass

the saddest part of henry kissinger dying is that i didn’t get to kill him myself

“in order to rick-roll others, one must first rick-roll themselves.”

fuckin in the sex club dressed as steve from minecraft

i’m in the parking lot, going band for band with applebees