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*opens tumblr, looks inside*

*109 boops from dwarvendiaries*

best tumblr feature hands down

Causing chaos by booping promiscuously

railroad networks in modded mc are one of life’s most satisfying joys

When building in a modded minecraft world, remember to think about whether or not you build is a form of transit oriented development

wipe my ass in both directions, call that booty bilingual.

> why

🤔

I wonder why the average human K/D is

“What about ‘though shall not kill,’” I ask, cautiously reaching for my own firearm.

“You’re thinking of christianity,” the monk says. “And anyway, I know my god wouldn’t mind making an exception for a few Nazis.”

“Violence is never the answer,” the monk says, pumping a shotgun. “But you don’t always have to be right.”

also i just found the snooze button for live (u can see it unintentionally turned off in the second screencap) and why tf doesn’t it work?

oh there was an update?

that’s pretty neat. what else?

>:[

martin luther king be like:

i have a dream. and you were there i think. but i don’t remember what we were doing 🥺🥺

if either of u r on birth control when u fuckin that’s just practicing for a baby

me when i’m playing minecraft: you know i’m cubin’

oh there was an update?

that’s pretty neat. what else?

>:[