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the speed racer movie is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of cinema of all time

oh this is hispanic? what about herpanic?

call me lee harvey oswald the way my head is life changing

brb gonna drink glow stick sauce and break my arm to see if it glows

extinct in the wild :/

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

something really heartwarming about being starving hungry on a train (food thing was closed) and being given food by two moms sitting in front of me.

call me steel cut the way i’m oats

fucking this clown so hard that the flower on their lapel squirts

dick cheney commander deck when

counterspell: jar of peanut butter

Set off the metal detector but instead of bringing out a regular sniffer dog it’s a guy in a fursuit and he’s reeeeeally excited

secret technique: public urinal no jutsu

can we play tag???

my phone is a catalytic converter that turns wifi into bad vibes

leaving sacramento:

this STI got me feeling pro life

reading this post gave me brain damage

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

*standing amidst the sublime beauty of nature, experiencing real joy for the first time in years*

chat? chat is this real? chat is this —

they howl like scared dogs

the hatred in the comments of dash cam videos is unmatched.

*sending a risky DM be like*: we makin it outa the private story with this one

beyblade backshots?

i’m in the parking lot, going band for band with applebees

duck sex is the dark souls of sex

they should giving toothy bjs at guantanamo

*my dad, taking about going to the symphony*: … it’s like going to a punk show. everyone’s gotta do it at least once.

women who say poggers gotta be one of my favourite genders

they should add chinese foreign investment to catan

if those japanese cartoons are right, getting taken prisoner by elves is one of gods greatest gifts

martin luther king be like:

i have a dream. and you were there i think. but i don’t remember what we were doing 🥺🥺