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You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

adderall is the thinking man’s ozempic

she WEEEE and my WAAAA until i YAHOO

Citing “person et al” is giving band name. Like me and the besties sciencing together <3

waking up at 7 am for my hour and a half commute to spiritual enlightenment :(((

i think that guy from the saw movies would respect disability resource center accommodations

not to be boringly wholesome but I think a medieval peasant would actually enjoy takis and mountain dew

i’m starting to think i won’t get to wittness a trump v desantis debate which is sad, but probably for the better :/

doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet

okay

the italian grandma seems to be arguing in favour of packing as light as possible and so the conversation has turned to a detailed discussion of optimizing the folding of laundry

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore