Reaisting The Urge To Vague-post About Personal Grievances Rn

i’m in the parking lot, going band for band with applebees

she took me home bc she thought i was a freak but i’m really just a silly little guy

reading this post gave me brain damage

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

got so much motion they call it a sickness

so you’re telling me this guy is named “sissy fist”? and the gods are forcing him to play with balls? forever?

bpd is my psychic ability

Free* House!!!!!

(*one (1) savage beating per month)

Your blog really runs on the logic of unfunny + head/getting head/life changing head = funny. (I think you should check your maths)

when she sends you hate mail <<333

gonna throw strip poker with the boys tonight ;)

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