My Uncle Really Be Like “hmmm My Brothers Wife Would Make For An Excellent Mother Figure”

american psycho? no. american femboy

a wikipedia poem on software entropy

me when i’m playing minecraft: you know i’m cubin’

bottoming so women will lay on top of me like a weighted blanket

i triple dog dare you to post this on r/economics

We gotta stop trying to guide our economy based on financial metrics - growth is more likely to harm livelihoods than help them at this point

she skulks on my shrieker until my sensor does the warden

i’m the laboratory. straight up “doing it”. and but “it”, haha well. let’s justr say. my experiments.

please say nice things about me in therapy 🥺

therians are just post-tiktok otherkin

there’s no such thing as free willy