Brb Gotta Study For The Bechdel Test

Your blog really runs on the logic of unfunny + head/getting head/life changing head = funny. (I think you should check your maths)

when she sends you hate mail <<333

babe wanna push this boulder up this hill with me?

women who say poggers gotta be one of my favourite genders

skim milk is the lacroix of milk

me, clicking the link and watching it start slowly loading youtube on one bar of data: i’m about to have been had

the existence of a parameter space implies that you could like hang out there and maybe have a good time but you can’t and thats sad ;(

*rhetorically* why tf is this wierd app so wierd?

she insert into my database until i query

she query on my sequel til i — no that can’t be right. there’s something here tho…

*chess voice* hamster to microwave interior

adderall is the thinking man’s ozempic