Gonna Go Jelq At The Walmart Brb

sun tzu in fortnite?

being horny on main leads to horny jail

being romantic on main deserves real life prison

nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

dinosaur: babe do u love me?

other dinosaur: ofc babe

david attenborough: the meteor will not hit their planet for another millennia. it is now, that their love may blossom

do you think grown up birds vomit into each others mouths as like a sex thing?

they should add chinese foreign investment to catan

the way she put peanut butter on it got me barkin like a dog 😳😳🐶🐶

*chess voice* hamster to microwave interior

the speed racer movie is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of cinema of all time

she insert into my database until i query

she query on my sequel til i — no that can’t be right. there’s something here tho…