Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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Latest Posts by gurtsjseincorrectquotes - Page 4
HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY BITCHES
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Chase: Anti, get off the top of the fridge.
Anti, scoffing: ok, boomer
911: what’s your emergency?
Chase: a monster broke into my house, please help
Anti: Chase we’ve been living together for three years
Chase, screaming: IT FOUND ME
Jameson: chase, there’s an online trend I have a few questions about.
Chase: sure, what is it?
Jameson: it’s about losing a ‘game’? What does it mean?
Chase: GOD DAMMIT, I JUST LOST THE GAME
*chorus of groans through the ego household*
Henrik: why are your hands purple?!
Jackie: that’s a very good question...
JBM: it’s times like these that make me wish I listened to what Henrik told me
Jameson: [why? What did he tell you?]
JBM: I don’t know, I didn’t listen
Marvin, t-posing in the doorframe: good evening, parental figure
Chase, not looking up from his cereal: good morning, problem child.
WHOOO BAND CONCERT COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY
IM SO HAPPY :D
Chase: why did the chicken cross the road?
Anti: ...why?
Chase: to get to the idiot’s house
Chase: knock knock
Anti: who’s there?
Chase: the chicken
Anti:
Chase:
Anti: I won’t stab you on one condition.
Chase: what?
Anti: go tell this joke to Jackie
Henrik: you need a hobby
Chase: I have a hobby
Henrik: being sad is not a hobby
JBM: hey Marv I got you some chocolates for Valentine’s Day.
Marvin: JB, that’s like a hundred boxes of chocolate!
JBM: I panicked
Happy Valentine’s Day my dudes :D
Chase, showering peacefully, humming billie eilish:
Anti, pushing the shower curtain away: hey man- no stop screaming, it’s just me. We’re out of Cheetos, can you get some later?
Henrik: what do we say when we get anxiety?
Chase: my anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic
Henrik:...no
PUPPER
Henrik: what do you have, beating deep inside of you?
Anti: hate.
Henrik: no no no like the thing that pumps blood through your body
Anti: rage
Henrik: no, it’s a vital organ.
Anti: VENGANCE
Chase, poking Marvin while he’s sleeping: Marv get up
Marvin: no, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out
JJ, looking up to the sky: that’s a lot of geese.
Marvin: no, don’t be fooled. Those are drones sent by the government
Anti, about to tackle Marvin because that’s the fifth time he’s said that this week: imma do a heccin violence if you keep this up
I love my dog
She sleep
Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?
Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.
Henrik: what are you two doing riding around in a grocery cart?
Marvin: us two? Don’t you mean-oh god
Marvin and JBM in unison: JAMESON FELL OFF!!
Anti: yo chase you think I can get this egg into that cup without it cracking?
Chase: pfft, no
Anti throwing the egg at Henrik: guess you were right
If Jackieboy-man were asleep after like,,, a patrol or something, Chase would definitely be swooping a toy plane through the air whenever he snored
Anti, eating a banana for the first time: this isn’t very good
Marvin, actually peeling his banana: well guess what, idiot-
Chase, bored: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Schneep: you’re a hazard to society
Anti, pushing Schneep away: and a coward, try twenty!
Schneep: did you have to stab him?
Anti: you weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.
Schneep: what did he say?
Anti: ‘what are you going to do, stab me?’
Jack: to be completely fair, I did deserve it.
With today’s Unus Annus video about the casket, I’m almost 100% sure they’re going to bury the dummy they made