Marvin, T-posing In The Doorframe: Good Evening, Parental Figure

Henrik: there’s no such thing as a stupid question.

Jackie: what’s in mango salsa?

Henrik: I stand corrected

Henrik, filling out a medical form: what’s your middle name?

Jackie, concussed: Danger

Marvin, rolling down the window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: get the FUCK out of my car

Jackie, coming to in a hospital bed: what happened?

Henrik: you passed out from a fever. Do you remember anything?

Jackie: sorta? I remember the ambulance ride.

Henrik: that wasn’t an ambulance. We drove you here

Jackie: but there were sirens

Henrik: that was Chase

Jackie:

Chase, breathing into a paper bag: I will not apolagize for caring

Heya :)

I already haven’t been on tumblr for a day or so, but I’m logging off for a little while. I’m having a tough time mentally, and I need a break. I’ll be back, but it might be a few weeks. Who knows? We’ll see.

I hope anyone who reads this is doing okay, have a good day! <3

Marvin: hey hey Schneep it’s pretty muggy outside, isn’t it?

Schneep: I swear if you put all of our mugs on the lawn I will not hesitate to kick you out of this house

Jameson: *sips coffee out of a bowl*

Chase: we’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare

JJ, signing: what? Scrabble’s so much fun!

Chase: not when you’re playing with Henrik it’s not. He puts words like ‘iridiums’ while I put ‘pig’

Jse egos as things my friends have said

Marvin: “I cant find my pencil.”

JBM: “Don’t worry, we’ll find it. Nothing can disappear that easily.”

Chase: “my will to live can.”

Schneep: “I have like forty ikea pencils in my backpack and like a hundred more at home.”

JJ: “how often do you go to ikea?”

S: “like every other week”

Marvin: “I will yeet you into oblivion, you reprehensible shrew.”

Anti: “I will use your heart as a margarita glass”

Schneep: I don’t think there’s a gen y, I think we absorbed them

Chase: how many weenuses do you have?

Marvin: two?

Chase: oh yeah? Well I got tWO KNEENUSSES!

*anti kicks Marvin in the back*

Marvin: “ow! You coulda paralized me!”

Anti: “well that’s life, you win some you lose some.”

Happy 2nd Birthday to

“We Had to Drink Each Other's Pee”

Henrik: what’s our escape plan?

Jackieboy-man: our what?

Chase: oh my god we’re all going to die