Chase: Anti, Get Off The Top Of The Fridge.

Jackie: name a way to be nice to someone

Anti: hesitate to kill them.

Jackie:...

Jackie: setting the bar pretty low, but okay

Henrik: when I first met you, I did not like you.

Anti: I know

Henrik: but then you moved in and we hung out for a bit

Anti: uh-huh..?

Henrik: it did not get better

Happy Valentine’s Day my dudes :D

Sah dudes! I’m Gurt, and this is my first Tumblr post!

This is a theory about @therealjacksepticeye’s character Anti

I got bored, so I dug around tumblr for a bit, as you do.

Occasionally, I would see things about Antisepticeye, y’know, Jacksepticeye’s evil alter ego.

They were talking about how Jack said that nobody had figured out what Anti was yet.

I’m gonna take a crack at it.

Okay. So you know how his full name is Antisepticeye?

Antiseptic.

Antiseptic is basically like cleaning stuff for infections, like germ-x (I know you don’t put germ-x on wounds, shush.)

Funny that the antagonist of the ego story has a name that starts with something that gets rid of the bad stuff.

People say he’s a virus, a glitch, a bug, you name it. What I think he is, isn’t that far off from any of that. I think he’s an infection.

He’s annoying, and if you don’t pay attention to him, he gets angry. Just like a cut that’s been unattended for too long. And I think I can take a stab (hehehe) at what can defeat him. What the protagonists (Chase, Henrik, Jameson, Marvin, Jackieboy man,) can use to get rid of him.

With a cut on his neck like that, I find it hard to believe he can just let it flow without consequences. Even if he doesn’t obey the laws of Earth (he literally glitches), that’s still gotta suck. It SURE would suck if a certain sad dad or doctor poured a shit ton of antiseptic on it, wouldn’t it?

I think that the egos can use some good old antiseptic to defeat him. They’ve got a doctor on their side, it shouldn’t be that hard to find.

That’s my take, if you find this post, leave some feedback! Leave some ideas! I’m always ready to shovel more content down my throat!

JJ: *signs* It's all about the teamwork! If we work together, we can do anything!

Marvin: Oh my God, it's like a unicorn and a Care Bear had a baby, and it's you.

Sir-

Excuse me, sir-

Jameson, signing: why are you on the floor?

Chase: I’m depressed

Chase: also Anti stabbed me can you get Henrik?

I love the idea of Unus Annus.

Like, good funny content once a day everyday for a year? That’s the good shit, man.

I also love love love the concept of them deleting it at the end of the year. It shows that most things in life are temporary, but that you should make the most of them while you still can. That, even if it’s all gonna be gone one day, it’s still here right now to cherish, to look at the clock and think: “oh, today’s Unus Annus vid comes out in a few minutes!”

Whoopdie do da its late at night why am I doing this with my life-

Marvin: don’t worry, he won’t trace it back to us.

Jameson, signing: are you kidding? Henrik always traces stuff back to us. He traces things to us that we didn’t even do!

Unus Annus is fuckin—

👌👌👌

Perfect

Unus Annus idea: they go horse-riding