Chase: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

JBM: I need you to do this one favor for me

Anti: I can’t, it goes against my moral compass

JBM: your moral compass is a FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL

Jackie: would you rather fight a hundred kindergarteners-

Anti: I wanna fight kindergarteners!

Jackie: that’s not even the full-

Anti: those kids are gettin slapped!

Chase: it takes so much money to see a therapist, but it’s free to tell yourself: “it be like that sometimes”

Henrik: what? no, stop it

WHOOO BAND CONCERT COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY

IM SO HAPPY :D

I love the idea of Unus Annus.

Like, good funny content once a day everyday for a year? That’s the good shit, man.

I also love love love the concept of them deleting it at the end of the year. It shows that most things in life are temporary, but that you should make the most of them while you still can. That, even if it’s all gonna be gone one day, it’s still here right now to cherish, to look at the clock and think: “oh, today’s Unus Annus vid comes out in a few minutes!”

Whoopdie do da its late at night why am I doing this with my life-

Chase: which country has the most birds?

Chase: Portugeese

Jackie: wait

Anti: that’s a language

Jameson, signing: Portugull

Marvin: nice recovery

Henrik: turkey, how did we miss turkey?

Jackie: Mufasa’s death made me cry again

Anti: it’s okay, he’s not a real horse it’s just a cartoon

Jackie: HORSE?

Anti: to be fair I’ve never seen it

Jackie: ITS CALLED ‘LION KING’???

Jackie: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong, or am I weak?

Marvin: you’re strong

Anti: you’re weak.

Henrik: you’re an idiot

Chase, showering peacefully, humming billie eilish:

Anti, pushing the shower curtain away: hey man- no stop screaming, it’s just me. We’re out of Cheetos, can you get some later?

Jackie: did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?

Anti: should I not have?