Happy Valentine’s Day my dudes :D
Chase, bored: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Schneep: you’re a hazard to society
Anti, pushing Schneep away: and a coward, try twenty!
Anti: why do I have to be the evil one?
Marvin: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our roles
Gdbfn
I bet I could get the same thing if I slammed my head on the keyboard
(uwu a great find)
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….gl-n-h-hd.
thats literally it..
Marvin: i don’t sweat
Henrik: everyone sweats?
Jackie: not Marv. He never sweats
Henrik: what do you mean “he never sweats?”
Marvin: sweating is gross. So I don’t do it.
Anti: change is inedible
Henrik: don’t you mean inevitable?
Anti, spitting out coins: no
Jackie: you actually were telling the truth
Anti: I do that a lot yet people are always surprised
Henrik: you need to eat healthy.
Marvin: no
Henrik: the last patient who didn’t change their diet after I suggested it died.
Marvin: oh my goodness
Henrik: in a plane crash
Marvin: that sounds unrelated
Henrik: I’m the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me
Jackie: you know that feeling you get to hit your siblings when they enter the room?
Anti, smacking Chase: Cain instinct
Anti: yo chase you think I can get this egg into that cup without it cracking?
Chase: pfft, no
Anti throwing the egg at Henrik: guess you were right
Chase: I have good news and bad news
Chase: which first?
Henrik: good news
Chase: I won’t do it again
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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