Anti, Eating A Banana For The First Time: This Isn’t Very Good

Anti: change is inedible

Henrik: don’t you mean inevitable?

Anti, spitting out coins: no

Anti: C’mere

Chase: why

Anti: just c’mere

Chase: no you’re gonna hit me

I couldn’t resist XD

They’re messaging Jackieboy, by the way

Anti, scurrying across the kitchen floor with his little raccoon hands at three am: WHERE is the appley juice

Marvin, fending him off with a flyswatter: JACKIE THE CREATURE IS BACK

Henrik: you need a hobby

Chase: I have a hobby

Henrik: being sad is not a hobby

Henrik: what do you have, beating deep inside of you?

Anti: hate.

Henrik: no no no like the thing that pumps blood through your body

Anti: rage

Henrik: no, it’s a vital organ.

Anti: VENGANCE

Marvin: don’t worry, he won’t trace it back to us.

Jameson, signing: are you kidding? Henrik always traces stuff back to us. He traces things to us that we didn’t even do!

Henrik: what are you two doing riding around in a grocery cart?

Marvin: us two? Don’t you mean-oh god

Marvin and JBM in unison: JAMESON FELL OFF!!

Merry chrisler

Merry crisis

Merry chrima

Anti: What's the point of saying you're "dressed to kill" if you're not even going to wear ONE little dagger strapped to your thigh? Not even a single poison ring on your finger where the engagement ring given to you by your recently deceased husband used to sit? Not even a concealed blade in the heel of one of your boots? Commit or quit