Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?
Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.
Chase, hiding under his bed: ...
Anti, looking for him with his knife:...
Anti: like a good neighbor-
Chase: State Farm is there!- shit!
Chase, poking Marvin while he’s sleeping: Marv get up
Marvin: no, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out
Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat
Chase: what?
Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him
Jameson: chase, there’s an online trend I have a few questions about.
Chase: sure, what is it?
Jameson: it’s about losing a ‘game’? What does it mean?
Chase: GOD DAMMIT, I JUST LOST THE GAME
*chorus of groans through the ego household*
Anti: I may seem as an angry person on the outside but in the inside I’m actually angrier.
Henrik: hope you two have a good explanation for this.
Jackie: we have three
Marvin: pick your favorite!
Chase: we’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare
JJ, signing: what? Scrabble’s so much fun!
Chase: not when you’re playing with Henrik it’s not. He puts words like ‘iridiums’ while I put ‘pig’
WHOOO BAND CONCERT COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY
IM SO HAPPY :D
Henrik, filling out a medical form: what’s your middle name?
Jackie, concussed: Danger
Jackie: name a way to be nice to someone
Anti: hesitate to kill them.
Jackie:...
Jackie: setting the bar pretty low, but okay
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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