Anti: What’s That Infestation Of Tiny Creatures Over There?

Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.

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Anti, looking for him with his knife:...

Anti: like a good neighbor-

Chase: State Farm is there!- shit!


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Chase, poking Marvin while he’s sleeping: Marv get up

Marvin: no, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out


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Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat

Chase: what?

Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him


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Jameson: chase, there’s an online trend I have a few questions about.

Chase: sure, what is it?

Jameson: it’s about losing a ‘game’? What does it mean?

Chase: GOD DAMMIT, I JUST LOST THE GAME

*chorus of groans through the ego household*


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Anti: I may seem as an angry person on the outside but in the inside I’m actually angrier.

Henrik: hope you two have a good explanation for this.

Jackie: we have three

Marvin: pick your favorite!


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Chase: we’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare

JJ, signing: what? Scrabble’s so much fun!

Chase: not when you’re playing with Henrik it’s not. He puts words like ‘iridiums’ while I put ‘pig’


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IM SO HAPPY :D

Henrik, filling out a medical form: what’s your middle name?

Jackie, concussed: Danger


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Jackie: name a way to be nice to someone

Anti: hesitate to kill them.

Jackie:...

Jackie: setting the bar pretty low, but okay


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Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.

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