Anti: Yo Chase You Think I Can Get This Egg Into That Cup Without It Cracking?

Happy holidays to everyone who follows me, I hope everyone has a fantastic day.

-Gurt

Jackie: did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?

Anti: should I not have?

Marvin: it’ll be fine, you just have to seduce them.

Chase: I’m sorry, but have you seen me? I’m about as seductive as a cabbage

Jackie: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong, or am I weak?

Marvin: you’re strong

Anti: you’re weak.

Henrik: you’re an idiot

Chase: So that’s my plan.
Anti: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Chase: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Anti: It fucking sucks.
Chase: That’s not constructive criticism.

Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.

Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two

Jameson: uh oh! Someone’s under the mistletoe!

Anti, cornered in the garage: *hisses*

I couldn’t resist XD

They’re messaging Jackieboy, by the way

Marvin after whispering with JBM for ten minutes: we have a plan.

Jameson Jackson: thank goodness.

JBM: it involves fire

Henrik: absolutely not.