Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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I love the idea of Unus Annus.
Like, good funny content once a day everyday for a year? That’s the good shit, man.
I also love love love the concept of them deleting it at the end of the year. It shows that most things in life are temporary, but that you should make the most of them while you still can. That, even if it’s all gonna be gone one day, it’s still here right now to cherish, to look at the clock and think: “oh, today’s Unus Annus vid comes out in a few minutes!”
Whoopdie do da its late at night why am I doing this with my life-
Jse egos as things my friends have said
Marvin: “I cant find my pencil.”
JBM: “Don’t worry, we’ll find it. Nothing can disappear that easily.”
Chase: “my will to live can.”
Schneep: “I have like forty ikea pencils in my backpack and like a hundred more at home.”
JJ: “how often do you go to ikea?”
S: “like every other week”
Marvin: “I will yeet you into oblivion, you reprehensible shrew.”
Anti: “I will use your heart as a margarita glass”
Schneep: I don’t think there’s a gen y, I think we absorbed them
Chase: how many weenuses do you have?
Marvin: two?
Chase: oh yeah? Well I got tWO KNEENUSSES!
*anti kicks Marvin in the back*
Marvin: “ow! You coulda paralized me!”
Anti: “well that’s life, you win some you lose some.”
Chase: take me out.
Henrik: with a gun? Or like on a date?
Chase: surprise me.
Marvin: hey hey Schneep it’s pretty muggy outside, isn’t it?
Schneep: I swear if you put all of our mugs on the lawn I will not hesitate to kick you out of this house
Jameson: *sips coffee out of a bowl*
“The best part about divorce is two christmases”
-Chase Brody’s kids
Jackieboy-man: I’m stupid, he’s stupid, we’re all founders of club stupid.
Henrik: what’s our escape plan?
Jackieboy-man: our what?
Chase: oh my god we’re all going to die
Marvin after whispering with JBM for ten minutes: we have a plan.
Jameson Jackson: thank goodness.
JBM: it involves fire
Henrik: absolutely not.
Chase: alright, let’s all just say sorry on the count of three.
Chase: one, two, three...
Henrik:...
Marvin:...
Chase: well now I’m just disappointed in all of us.
Okay—so I was baking using my Alexa, and this happened. It says on one side to use baking powder, and on the other side it says use soda. I used soda, and they turned out like a normal chocolate chip cookie
Chase: you shouldn’t be using a straw
Anti: I know, it’s not good for the environment, blah blah blah.
Chase: no, that’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti
Chase, hiding under his bed: ...
Anti, looking for him with his knife:...
Anti: like a good neighbor-
Chase: State Farm is there!- shit!
Gdbfn
I bet I could get the same thing if I slammed my head on the keyboard
(uwu a great find)
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….gl-n-h-hd.
thats literally it..
Chase: you okay?
Jackie: yeah, I normally spurt blood from my stomach
My chsmas
Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.
Mey Chstms
Merry chrisler
Merry crisis
Merry chrima
Henrik: is that blood?
Jackieboy-man: no?
Henrik, panicking: that’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with a question!
Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.
Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two
Sah dudes! I’m Gurt, and this is my first Tumblr post!
This is a theory about @therealjacksepticeye’s character Anti
I got bored, so I dug around tumblr for a bit, as you do.
Occasionally, I would see things about Antisepticeye, y’know, Jacksepticeye’s evil alter ego.
They were talking about how Jack said that nobody had figured out what Anti was yet.
I’m gonna take a crack at it.
Okay. So you know how his full name is Antisepticeye?
Antiseptic.
Antiseptic is basically like cleaning stuff for infections, like germ-x (I know you don’t put germ-x on wounds, shush.)
Funny that the antagonist of the ego story has a name that starts with something that gets rid of the bad stuff.
People say he’s a virus, a glitch, a bug, you name it. What I think he is, isn’t that far off from any of that. I think he’s an infection.
He’s annoying, and if you don’t pay attention to him, he gets angry. Just like a cut that’s been unattended for too long. And I think I can take a stab (hehehe) at what can defeat him. What the protagonists (Chase, Henrik, Jameson, Marvin, Jackieboy man,) can use to get rid of him.
With a cut on his neck like that, I find it hard to believe he can just let it flow without consequences. Even if he doesn’t obey the laws of Earth (he literally glitches), that’s still gotta suck. It SURE would suck if a certain sad dad or doctor poured a shit ton of antiseptic on it, wouldn’t it?
I think that the egos can use some good old antiseptic to defeat him. They’ve got a doctor on their side, it shouldn’t be that hard to find.