PUPPER

Anti: why do people assume the worst of me?

Jameson, signing: it saves time

Anti, scurrying across the kitchen floor with his little raccoon hands at three am: WHERE is the appley juice

Marvin, fending him off with a flyswatter: JACKIE THE CREATURE IS BACK

JJ, looking up to the sky: that’s a lot of geese.

Marvin: no, don’t be fooled. Those are drones sent by the government

Anti, about to tackle Marvin because that’s the fifth time he’s said that this week: imma do a heccin violence if you keep this up

Chase: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Jameson, signing: You and me!!!
Chase, tearing up: Okay.

I walk past the sliding glass door to get to my living room, and you know what I see?

Banana on a mug

Marvin: what is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Jackie: existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

Happy 2nd Birthday to

“We Had to Drink Each Other's Pee”

Marvin: it’ll be fine, you just have to seduce them.

Chase: I’m sorry, but have you seen me? I’m about as seductive as a cabbage

I love the range of Anti in this community so much, even more so than the other egos, cause he can be literally anything you want.

Cold calculated murderer? Yep

An absolute hooligan? Yeah

A little guy with some issues? Absolutely

A decent man with a lot of scars? Yep

Bone stealing gremlin? Go nuts, man

The local goth? He's built for that

You can't go wrong with this guy, he has the range

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY BITCHES

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