The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Blog Posts

When someone asks who my bf is

Well, that kind of depends... some times it's Rhysand, other times it's Rowan. And then every other Monday is one of the Herondales. Oh no, Lightwoods are on Mondays, Herondales are on Tuesdays. And occasionally, Aleksander Morozova, he usually goes by The Darkling. Either Daniel Altan Wing or Four once a month... and Maxon too if he has the time.

Nobody Beats Jace Herondale

Percy: My mother was made Hades’s Prisoner

Jace: Mine killed herself after my fathers’s death, I never knew her and I was dug out of her corpse.

Percy: Well, we have the Mist

Jace: We have glamour AND runes

Percy: My eyes is a beautiful sea green

Jace: Mine is gold and I’m naturally blond.

Percy: I almost got killed a million times in my series and I came out of Tartarus.

Jace: Big deal, I actually died and the Angel Raziel raised me back from the dead.

Percy: I have a movie.

Jace: So do I, and I have a Neflix series though the actor is not as stunningly attractive as I am.

Percy: I was betrayed by my so called good friend, Luke.

Jace: My adoptive father and brother are the villan of my series and I not only thought Valentine was my real father but I was also connected to Sebastian.

Percy: Ugh....I give up, I challenge you to a sword fight.

*Jace lights up a Seraph Blade and twists it expertly, flipping his hair

Percy: Umm, nevermind.

The Perfect fan cast for Alastair Carstairs

It was extremely difficult to find ethnic Persian men that had blond hair but not coloured eyes and pale skin. After searching for a few minutes I believe I found the perfect fan cast for Alastair.

Meet Hamid Fadaei

(Alastair's real hair is dark brown and he has beady eyes).

Julian: Maybe I don’t get a healthy amount of sleep, but can other people do this?

Julian, stands up and blacks out immediately:

Will: I have a plan

Tessa: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Jem: He said he had a plan, not a miracle

Isabelle: Love is dumb

Isabelle, glancing at Simon: And I’m the dumbest bitch alive

Tessa: *banging on the door* Kit, open up

Kit: When I was three I was forced to eat dog food and-

Tessa: Open the damn door

Jem: What’s for dinner?

Will: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise

Jem: Is it soup?

Will: I soup-pose it could be

Jem: Enough with the soup puns!

Will: You never soup-port my jokes

*five minutes later*

Jem: It's FISH

Jem: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say

Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us

Kit, driving with Jem: You’re gonna yeet off the next exit

Jem: I’m going to what

Christopher: *taking a sip out of a flask* You want some of this?

Matthew: Sure

Matthew: Is that soup, what the-

Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee

Mark: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

Ty: Actually it’s-

Kit: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

Emma: Yeah, I do believe that’s the expression

Mark, bleeding from a cut: Help! I’m covered in flesh juice!

Julian: You’re covered in what?

Mark: Flesh juice!

Julian: I’ll just let you die

Thomas: Can you teach me… how to hoe?

Matthew: Rude

Matthew: [sips wine]

Matthew: but yes

Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater

Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit

Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like

Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*

Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.

Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.

Thomas: Thanks for letting me stay here.

Matthew: Of course! As they say in France,

'mi casa es tu casa'.

Thomas: That's Spanish.

Matthew: People can speak Spanish in France too!

Lily: Me and Elliott are going to Taki's, wanna come?

Raphael: It's Elliott and I.

Lily: What?

Raphael: It’s “Elliott and I” not “Me and Elliott”

Lily: Yeah, actually it’s Elliott and I, because you’re not coming with us anymore.

Magnus: You’re late

Raphael: Don’t even start, I wasn’t even going to come

Matthew: So, I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes and thought “Wow, animals are easily entertained.”

Matthew: But then I realized I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes.

Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…

Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?

Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here

Will: Tess! Let me buy this big teddy bear for you!

Tessa: I don’t need it, Will, I already have one

Will: Aww, what’d you name it?

Tessa, blushing: … William

Will: AW, YOU NAMED A STUFFED ANIMAL AFTER ME?

Tessa: *face palm*

Valentine: Ok, so, um, you’re like a son to me

Jace: Well, you raised me

Valentine: Exactly, so join me and we’ll kill all the filthy downworlders-

Jace: No

*Looks over to Clary*

Valentine: You’re like a son to me-

Clary: I’m out

12 years old Emma: By the angel, Jace is so cool!

*meanwhile*

Jace: There’s no water in this bottle

Alec: You have to open it first, Jace

magnus, to alec: you’re a psychopath that eats cereal dry

Cameron: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Julian: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life.

*Emma walks in*

Julian: oH mY gOD! CaMeRon, aRE yOu oKAy? wHAt happened tO yOu?

Kit: sometimes I talk to myself for no reason

Kit: me too

Kit: You’re like a budget Chris Evans

Jace: I’m taking that as a compliment

Kit, squinting: Like… a two cents budget

Mark: Justice is best served cold

Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater

Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?

Okay, I'm going to say this once and for all,

Kit Herondale is canonically bisexual! He is attracted to both girls and boys.

If I see YET ANOTHER comment on "iT's nOt hIs GiRlfrIenD bUt bOyfrieNd!!" I'll scream.

It's possible that Kit may have a boyfriend that Tessa is unaware of, BUT it is also possible for Kit to have a girlfriend.

BUT CAN Y'ALL PLEASE STOP STRAIGHT-WASHING KIT OR HATING ON HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND??

If this isn't biphobia, I don't know what is!