Julian: Maybe I Don’t Get A Healthy Amount Of Sleep, But Can Other People Do This?

Julian: Maybe I don’t get a healthy amount of sleep, but can other people do this?

Julian, stands up and blacks out immediately:

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Will: Jem told me that if I don't have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all

Gabriel:

Will: But Jem isn't here and you're a BITCH

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4 years ago

Simon, meeting the TMI gang after losing his memories: Wait, demons and are real? I thought they were just something made up to scare children... like vitamins

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4 years ago

I am very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause. Thank you all for your continued support. Unfortunately, it was all for nothing.

- Matthew Fairchild, probably

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3 years ago

Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like

Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*

Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.

Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.

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4 years ago

Will: [tapping on the table]

Gabriel: [tapping back furiously]

Cecily: What’s going on?

Tessa: They learned morse code so they could talk to each other secretly.

Will: .-.. .. --. .... - .-- --- .-. –

Gabriel: [slams fists on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Gideon at 2 am: Sophie, wake up so we can discuss our love for each other

Sophie: By the angel, I love you so much!

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Airport security: No liquids allowed

Matthew: oh, ok

Matthew: *starts gulping it down*

James: Uhh, Matthew, you don’t have to drink-

Matthew: *dedicated to finishing bottle*

Airport security: You know, usually people just leave the shampoo behind but what do I know…

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3 years ago

Jules: he’s ok because he lied

Emma: she’s broken because she believed

Kit: Sbren, sbeve

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4 years ago

Matthew: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEE’S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?

Alastair: … Bees?

Matthew: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Alastair: Wait...

James, approaches them as he shakes a jar of bees: 😊

Alastair: wAit-

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will and Gabriel: *running up to each other* *doing a really long complicated handshake*

Will, deadpan: I’ve never met someone weaker or uglier than you.

Gabriel: You’re so annoying. I hate you so much.

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