Thomas: Can You Teach Me… How To Hoe?

Thomas: Can you teach me… how to hoe?

Matthew: Rude

Matthew: [sips wine]

Matthew: but yes

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Kit: Hey, hey, hey

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Kit: I’m dancing on your bridge!

Ghost!Will: Just listen

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3 years ago

Will: I was BORN a winner! I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven!

Jem: That’s… that’s not good…

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4 years ago

Will: If anyone gives you any trouble, just tell them the fish don’t come knocking twice.

Jem: What does that even mean?

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Okay we all love Jem with a Violin but hear me out-

Jem Carstairs with a Guitar

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Kit: My life has just kinda gone downhill since the day I found out that it wasn’t actually Zac Efron singing in High School Musical

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Kidnapper: I have one of your group members

Thomas: Oh, really?

Matthew, drunk in the background: IT’S ME, MATTHEW!

Thomas: You have the wrong number

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4 years ago

James (internally): I won't be awkward today.

Cordelia: Hey.

James: Good, thanks.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Alec: Hey, you know what?

Kit: What?

Alec: I don’t know, I’m bad at conversation starters

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Alastair: Thomas, can you forgive me? Matthew forgave me.

Matthew, angry: Yeah, I can't wait for you to fall asleep tonight.

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Will [every time he’s broke]: I’d be an amazing prostitute

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