Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater
Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit
Tessa: *banging on the door* Kit, open up
Kit: When I was three I was forced to eat dog food and-
Tessa: Open the damn door
Thomas, in his head while hanging out with the Merry Thieves:
magnus, to alec: you’re a psychopath that eats cereal dry
Tessa: I make it policy never to date a peasant!
Cecily: Same
Tessa: Aren't you engaged to Gabriel?
Cecily: Aren't you married to my brother?
Tessa: ...
Cecily: ...
Thomas: Can you teach me… how to hoe?
Matthew: Rude
Matthew: [sips wine]
Matthew: but yes
Matthew: My life is like a romantic comedy
Matthew: Except there’s no romance. It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
Cordelia: So, tell me about yourself
Matthew:
Jem: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it can do to your body!
Kit: It gets rid of the rust
Jem: That’s not how it works…
Kit: Well, I’ve been drinking soda all my life and my body is rust free… not sure where you’re getting your facts from.
Matthias:
*At the end of Chain of Gold*
Tatiana: THIS DEMON’S SPAWN BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND!
Lucie: What is HAPPENING?
Thomas: James’ getting served
Christopher: But I haven’t even ordered yet
Inquisitor Bridgestock: ORDER
Christopher: Uh, yeah, a Cheeseburger please!
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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