Emma: What’s The Expression? Fool Me Once, Shame On Me. Fool Me Twice… Fiddle-dee-dee

Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee

Mark: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

Ty: Actually it’s-

Kit: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

Emma: Yeah, I do believe that’s the expression

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