Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like
Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*
Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.
Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.
James: Hey, uh, so I’ve been reviewing this itinerary and I don’t really get it.
James: Are you sure we should release 300 live doves indoors? Won’t that get kind of messy?
Matthew: That’s why we feed them glitter, Jamie.
YOUR BLOG IS AMAZING 🥺
Thank you!! ❤❤❤
12 years old Emma: By the angel, Jace is so cool!
*meanwhile*
Jace: There’s no water in this bottle
Alec: You have to open it first, Jace
Will: Jem asked me what soup I was drinking and I didn't know what to say because I just poured orange juice into a bowl and drank it with a spoon
Tessa:
Okay, I'm going to say this once and for all,
Kit Herondale is canonically bisexual! He is attracted to both girls and boys.
If I see YET ANOTHER comment on "iT's nOt hIs GiRlfrIenD bUt bOyfrieNd!!" I'll scream.
It's possible that Kit may have a boyfriend that Tessa is unaware of, BUT it is also possible for Kit to have a girlfriend.
BUT CAN Y'ALL PLEASE STOP STRAIGHT-WASHING KIT OR HATING ON HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND??
If this isn't biphobia, I don't know what is!
Cecily: *loses Gabriel in a crowd*
Cecily: This calls for drastic-
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP and keep walking
Magnus: You’re late
Raphael: Don’t even start, I wasn’t even going to come
Kit: Come on guys, let’s just hug it out!
Jem, Tessa, Mina and Kit: [struggle into group hug]
Jem: Ok, who took my wallet?
Kit: Sorry
Henry: Do you want a cup of tea? Milk is in the fridge.
Henry: Where else to put your milk?
Henry: But there's a windowsill outside.
Henry: I always thought if I invented the windowsill with special compartments - you know, one for milk, one for yoghurt - I could get a lot of money.
Henry: I probably should write that down...
Everyone else:
Matthias:
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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