Isabelle: Love Is Dumb

Isabelle: Love is dumb

Isabelle, glancing at Simon: And I’m the dumbest bitch alive

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wait what simon has 2 siblings-

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I’m fine. This is all fine.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

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Will: Sucks to be you, I guess.

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Valentine: Voyages are like children

Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed

Jocelyn: wHat?

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Kit:

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