Mark, Bleeding From A Cut: Help! I’m Covered In Flesh Juice!

Mark, bleeding from a cut: Help! I’m covered in flesh juice!

Julian: You’re covered in what?

Mark: Flesh juice!

Julian: I’ll just let you die

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