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Nora spent like 10 years playing things ‘subtle’ and got nowhere fast.
Now Nora will detail her wants/demands to whoever’ll listen.
Nora: honestly jaune could smack my butt and i would tell him harder. YOU CAN DO BETTER
Ren:..
Jaune... so ren lost weight
Ren: why yes i have thank you for noticing
Pyrrha: Honey, you know that I love you, right?
Nora: Yes.
Pyrrha: And that I cherished our marriage at every waking moment of my life, right?
Nora: Yeah.
Pyrrha: And I wouldn’t trade you for nothing in this whole world no matter what.
Nora:....what’s this about?
Pyrrha, awkwardly: Well I love you and all but....I just wish you could find a different way to tell everyone that we’re adopting a kid. Because your way is.....there are better ways at telling people, sweetie.
Nora:......I don’t follow.
Pyrrha, blushing: Telling everyone that we’re planning on being milfs is a confusing way to say it.
Nora:......I still don’t follow.
Sun: You spent our rent money, on Managerie hookers?
Neptune: They're not hookers. They're massage therapists.
Qrow: *scoffs* Yeah, they'll massage your junk for money.
Glynda: There's a word for that. I think it's "hooker".
Neptune: YOURE A HOOKER!!
Yang: *Being Super Thirsty*
Jaune: I NEED AN ADULT!
Goodwitch: *Thirsty Milf* Yes?~
Jaune: Oh no! *Gets dragged off to Goodwitch’s office by Yang and Glynda*
What would this be?
Dragontamer?
Trouble Students?
Study Hall?
Lesson Plan?
Yang: *Being Super Thirsty*
Jaune: I NEED AN ADULT!
Goodwitch: *Thirsty Milf* Yes?~
Jaune: Oh no! *Gets dragged off to Goodwitch’s office by Yang and Glynda*
Do we need to use seasons though?
Since apparently they don't actually correlate to the powers you get.
Other sets of 4 could be neat.
Best I could come up with was Night Baron, Dawn Baron, Day Baron, and Dusk Baron.
What would be the male equivalent of the Maidens in RWBY?
Would they be called ‘Masters’? I’ve been wracking my brain around trying to think about it.
Faunus!Zwei is terrified of thunder, and wakes up just as a storm rolls in. The only other one(s) awake is Jaune (and Ruby?). Brotherly bonding time? (Not sure if Jaune is staying on Patch over some break, or if he comes over from Vale.)
A loud crack goes across the sky waking up the fanaus boy from his sleep, a loud Yelp coming out of his mouth. He looks around his room in fear. He thought about running to his sisters or his dad, but then frowned. He wasnt a baby. He was a big boy! And boys dont need sleep with other cause they were scared! To the second CRACK changed his mind and he ran into Ruby’s room and dive under the covers. Jaune open his eyes at the movement and lift the cover to see Zwei shaking like a leaf under it. Ruby snored, pretending to sleep at the moment. Jaune knew she wanted this to he a chance for him and Zwei to bond someway.
Jaune sighed and pulled up Zwei.
Jaune:Hey buddy. You okay?
Zwei:……
Jaune:Got scared of the thunder?
Zwei nods his head slightly.
Jaune:Hey it’s okay bud. You wanna stay in her with me and your sister?
Zwei look up Jaune, tears threatening to fall from his face.
Zwei:Can I?
Jaune:Sure.
Zwei began to smile before a another thunderclap and he clutched Jaune tightly. Jaune ruffled his hair telling him it was alright and Zwei began to fall alseep, light snoring coming from him. Jaune look toward Ruby to see her smiling at him.
Ruby:Good job Jaune.
She kissed him and cuddle up to him both slowly falling alseep.
Jaune:...Yang, we’re in the lunch room.
Yang: Pfff. No. We’re in the library alone. *Looks around, seeing both their teams watching them.*
Weiss: You were dozing off into your breakfast, woke up, and kissed Arc.
Ruby: *Fidgeting* For like... A while...
Blake: *Recording with her scroll*
Nora: *Visibly pleased*
Pyrrha: *Visibly pissed*
Ren: *Asleep on Nora’s shoulder*
Yang:...Fuck.
Yang: (kisses jaune)
Jaune:...
Yang:...no one will ever believe you
I refuse to call this trio anything but ‘Stoplight’.
(work in progress)
Rosegarden + Lancaster = Chivalry
Trust me, he knows she does.
Anyone remember the White Fang Lieutenant/Banesaw?
I do.....
Is Weiss suggesting Willow has a separate bed just for sex?
How would each member of RWBY react to finding Jaune in bed with their mom?
Summer
Ruby: hi jaune! Hi mom! mom!? Wait… *gasp*
Willow
Weiss: MOM! JAUNE! YOU TWO ARE DOING IT!? AND IN THE BED YOU SLEEP IN MOM!?
Kali
Blake: ugh mom why do you always sleep with my blonde friends?
Raven
Yang: mom! Do you have a thing for hot blondes or something?!
(Clingy Neo is high-tier)
Jaune: “I need to go watch my sister’s baby.”
Neo: *Signing* ‘But I’m baby.’
As with all Jaune ships, the baby-crazy starts when a girl sees him playing with Adrian.
Honestly, while I get people enjoy that trend for ships. I’d say it’s not so clear cut for Neo.
Neo sees Jaune with Adrian, and it doesn’t do too much. She adores that caring side of him, but whenever she sees him with Adrian, she gets frustrated that the attention is not on her. She’s always frustrated when the attention isn’t on her. She’s never really been big on kids and seeing him with one doesn’t make her jump at the thought of having one. They have a lot of time to live before she heavily considers that, but if she were ever to have them,(eventually) she would be very glad for him to be the father.
Ruby: *Introduces Qrow as their uncle.*
Jaune: *Eyes glaze over. Sucker punches Qrow in the stomach so hard he starts puking.*
Yang: Jaune what the fuck!
Jaune: Huh! Wha-What happened? Whose this sick guy?
Bad Touch
Jaune: I love finger puppets! When I was a kid, my uncle used to play finger puppets with me all the time!
Ruby: That’s so sweet!
Jaune: Yeah… it really hurt to sit down afterwards though.
Yang: Woah, hold on-
Jaune: I was the puppet.
Did you ever say what Zwei’s faunus trait is?
Fun fact. Fanaus Zwei as a baby use to bark like an actually dog before he started talking. Taiyang use to joke he had got a dog instead of another kid.
Why not start basic. How/When do you imagine them meeting?
I mean there’s a couple ways I enjoy it. Thw first one I think quite a few people have mentioned this way already.
They could meet after the fall at some point.
Jaune finds out Neo really only wants revenge. She’s convinced by the group to join their side because really it is Cinder’s fault. She continues on her revenge thing for a while. Then comes these late evenings, where its just Neo and Jaune, they communicate, and he tries to get through to her that he has gone through the same thing. The only thing it managed to do is get him in a bad situation and someone he cares about hurt.
She’s stubborn though, and she only cared about one other person. It doesn’t get through to her. He doesn’t stop, to her annoyance. She keeps her distance from the group, but she slowly gets dragged in by them to hangout. She ends up hanging around JNR more, however it is still awkward.
They manage to get her to smile, not a smirk but a genuine smile. She starts noticing and denying how close she is getting with them, specifically Jaune. It’s when she notices one day that as they’re all walking together she skipped forward and latched onto Jaune’s arm. She doesn’t know how long she was holding it for, but when she realizes what she is doing she jerks away.
She goes back to her distancing again. Jaune gets the worst of it. This goes on for a bit as he attempts to figure out what happened. Sometime later in a battle, Neo is too eager for a fight, and it leads to Jaune getting knocked out of it. For the first time in a long while, Neo’s heart jumps out of fear. She can’t control herself as she finds her body running towards him and holding him.
It’s at that moment she realizes what Jaune was trying to convince her. When the fight is clear and over with she stays by him until he’s better. When he comes to Neo is there to greet him, and she’s so ecstatic he is alright. She jumps in his lap, and he groans of pain. She smile at that before getting angry at him for making her worry. The next thing she knows shes kissing him, hard, and finally admits to herself that she cares about someone else. She jumps off his lap afterwards, and leave the room with him in shock. If he wants her, he’s gonna have to stand up and get her.
The other way is just that they meet up when Neo was pretending to be a student during the festival. And I won’t go to big into detail on that.
But this blog exists in it’s own universe cause I probably will reference being at beacon a bit.
It’s the prototype that the printer sent Coco, she gave it to Velvet as a ‘photographers fee’.
Not even a minute after the Jaune modeled body pillow was announced online, Pyrrha took the entire stock except one got away. Now who could the culprit be? Weiss? Ruby? Blake? Yang? Seems like a mystery.
Huh. Yeah what happened to it?
I’d be down for pea coat, but roll with me for a second here.
They’re still gonna frostbitten Atlas.
Give Jaune a bomber jacket.
Actual sleeves, put a Beacon or Mantle or Pyrrha patch on the shoulder, think of that fur lined collar resting over the edges of his chestplate and say it wouldn’t look good.
Jaune: (whering his new coat)
Ruby: (blushing)
Jaune: what?
Ruby: THAT COAT MAKES YOU LOOK TOO COOL! (Petal burst away)
Jaune: (shrugs)
Blake: Horny on main. Currently lighting candles. Too lazy to let her own booty-call in the house.
Jaune: Was in bed already. Still smitten for his kitten. More happy that he’ll get sleep cuddling than he is for the sex.
Kali: Starting to get grandbaby-crazy. Has to be up in the morning. Hoping this one will fuck the emo out of her daughter.
Jaune Watches a Lot of Fantastic Four
When Blake invites him to smash at 1 in the morning: "It's clobbering time!"
When Kali answers the door wondering why they have visitors at 1 AM: "Milady, 'tis the clobbering hour."
Yang: So you and Jaune are dating right?
Ruby while cuddling jaune and wearing his hoodie: No, we’re just friends Yang. Oh my Gods!
Jaune:Yeah this is what friends do.
Yang:God, you two are delusional.
Missed a chance not also ‘picking’ Blake Belladonna.
Jaune:*picks up Yang*That’s one.
Yang:What?
Jaune:*Lifts Ruby* that’s two.
Ruby:Jaune, what are you doing?
Jaune:*Lifts Ren* and that makes three.
Ren:Excuse me?
Jaune:*walks over to Weiss*
Weiss:....What are y-
Jaune:I picked you the prettiest flowers I could find.
Weiss:*red*....
Ruby :*red*.....
Yang:*trying not to laugh*
Ren:*trying not to smile*
Blake:So.....who’s he flirting with here?
Oscar:I don’t know but I think it’s working.
Nora:*applauding* He’s grown so much.
What’s really funny is you (or Ren) thinking that any condom on Remnant could hold up to Nora’s Arc nookie, any that don’t end up as latex scraps would end up popping like water balloons.
Nora, or huntresses in general, would have to either be on the pill, or have an implant, I usually headcanon the latter as more common, since hunters seem to have a habit of wandering outside cities for long stretches, why carry condoms or pills if you don’t have to?
Nora's thirst scares the living hell out of Ren and Jaune. Jaune however has no chance at finding shelter when given the option of Nora's needs or finding himself cornered by those thirsty moms.
Nora: come on jaune i wanna spend the night with my hunky leader.
Jaune: nora. Im gonna be busy
Nora: you can either spend it with me or those moms.
Jaune:…
Jaune: you’re lucky i love you
Ren: (from the kitchen) wear protection!
Blake has definitely written an Arkos confession scene, and given it to Pyrrha to encourage her to go through with it. In her own cringy weeb way.
Blake likes to write erotica fanfic
Ruby: daddy i have a boyfriend
Tai: really?
Ruby: his name is jaune.
Tai:(holding a shotgun) and where does jaune live?
Ruby:…
Taiyang: Yang, where?
Ruby: Don’t tell-
Yang: *Playing on her scroll* Across the hall, blond guy.
Ruby: Yang! How could you!
Taiyang: Ruby, I just wanna talk to him...
Ruby: Dad! Jaune’s nice! you don’t have to-
Taiyang: *Knocking on JNPR’s dorm room door* I just wanna shoot him...
Ruby: Daddy no!
Taiyang: *Still knocking* Daddy yes!
Jaune: *Opens door, in pajamas* Hello?
Taiyang: Jaune Arc?
Jaune: Yes?
Ruby: Jaune get bac-!
Taiyang: *Levels shotgun with Jaune’s chest and fires, knocking Jaune back into the room*
Ruby: *Screams, running in after him*
Taiyang: Listen, Sweetie, I know that seems drastic but there are-
Yang: *Walking into the hall* Waaait for it...
Taiyang: What? Wait for-
Jaune: Ahhhh, ow that hurts...fuuuck...this was my last clean shirt...
Taiyang:...what?
*Both Xiao Longs look through the doorway. Just in time to see Ruby pulling what was left of Jaune’s t-shirt off, revealing a massive bruise on the boy’s chest, but no other visible injury*
Taiyang: What?
Yang: Yeah, didn’t work when I tried that either, Loverboy is...sturdy...
Taiyang: That should have at least knocked him- *Gets tackled by Prof. Port*
Yang: *Sitting down by her quickly hogtied father* At least I did mine when he had armor on, did even less...
Taiyang: This could not get worse...
Yang: Well, Ruby did have fun playing nurse last time, I don’t know if they ended up at second base or third by the end, Ruby wouldn’t say, you might wanna send some condoms along with your apology note, Wingman-in-law.
Taiyang: *Groans against the floor*
Ruby: daddy i have a boyfriend
Tai: really?
Ruby: his name is jaune.
Tai:(holding a shotgun) and where does jaune live?
Ruby:...
I could see it, Yang’s got hangups and has no chill.
Jaune meanwhile, goes all in when he’s flirting, no real fear at all.
I could see Yang being flustered in that situation.
Bit of a dragonslayer switch. Imagine yang being the one that got nervous when she tried talked to someone she liked?
@knightfallcravin
Calling this canon or nah?
Cinder: (At dinner with Jaune) Ah, isn't this nice? A walk through the park, a discussion of our deepest desires and fears, and now a candlelight dinner with a handsome like yourself. This is really a dream come true.
Jaune: Nope! Not even in your dreams.
Cinder: (Jolts awake) What the-?!
Shout out to my friend @knightfallcravin for getting their art posted on the RWBY subreddit. Legit mage me smile! ❤️💙💜💛
Aww yes. Those ‘Rose Rebound Queen’ instincts kicking in...
Ruby: stay away from my man!
Jaune: your man?
Ruby:(blushing) NONONONO I MEANT MY FRIEND. STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIEND
~Haven~
Ruby: -and then he just started taking bites out of it!
Nora: Yeah he did! Bossman Jaune locking it down!
Weiss: That’s disgusting! Barbaric!
Ruby: I know right! He’d do it whenever he found a deer, and he’d always ask me if I wanted it first like that’s normal!
Nora: I always ate Ren’s deer hearts...
Yang: Is this just a thing now? Was Vomit-Boy that weird when we were at school?
Blake: Wait- Where did Jaune grow up again? Do you know?
Ruby: Uhhh...Ansel? East of Vale? He’d go camping out in Anima though so he knew where to-
Blake: Hmmmm.... *Locking eyes with a giddy Nora*
Ruby: What? Does that matter?
Blake: Well in many regions of rural Sanus the heart goes to the youngest in the group to help them grow stronger.-
Ruby: I’m barely younger! And I don’t need a heart to g-
Blake: But on Anima, it’s a romantic gesture.
Weiss: It WHAT!?
Yang: Wha-ha-ha-hat?
Blake: It’s a confession, or if you want to be more literal, ‘I am asking permission to romantically pursue you’ it’s actually how Valentine’s Day started.
Weiss: How could that be considered romant-
Ruby: I was supposed to eat it!?
Yang: D’aaaw... poor Jauney, had his poor gross deer heart broken again...
Nora: You wish~~~
Weiss:...Ruby you didn’t-
Ruby: I didn’t even touch it!
Nora: Tell ‘em Blakey!
Blake: *Sighs* A rejection would have been tossing it on the ground, or even passing it on to another person, Ruby, you said he could have it every time?
Ruby: Y-Yeah, but I didn’t know any-
Nora: *Hyperactive Squealing*
Weiss: QUIET! Blake! What does that mean?
Blake: *Fidgeting with pages, looking away* Well, it varies, but-
Yang: WHAT’S IT!?
Blake:...’I am already yours’...
Nora: *Cheering*
Weiss & Yang: *Angry Stammering*
Ruby: *Panicking Rose Noises*
random idea for my head cannon of jaune
walking through remnant was a long and drawn-out process. especially when you didn’t pack rations before you set out. ruby would argue that she had a lot to think about before leaving but she knew she’d screwed up. she was taught to fight not to plan a caravan. luckily jaune knew how to hunt and process his kills, sure it was sad to kill a cute bunny or a gentle deer but hey they had to eat law of nature. she only cried a little the bad news was that jaune processed the kills while they were around. and seeing her crush bestie friend ripping the guts out of an animal before skinning it. she got a little sick to her stomach. Jaune: “okay, ruby you want the heart?” *still got his hands covered in the deer* Ruby: *kinda scared* “what?” Nora: *gasps* “Renny it’s happening!” Ren: *pleasantly surprised* “ahead of schedule as well, congratulations ruby” Ruby: “why am I being congratulated? what’s going on” Jaune: “the hearts something that can be eaten raw, I wanted to know if you wanted it” Ruby: “okay funny guys, really funny. you almost had me” *looks around* “you’re joking, right?” Jaune: “as serious as a heart attack” Nora: *gasps* Ren: *smiles happily* Ruby: “I couldn’t” jaune: “I don’t mind, you should have it” Ren: *shakes his head, still smiling* Nora: *pantomimes eating* Ruby: *panicking* “YOU EAT IT!” Nora: “ohmygodohmygodohmygod,” *grabs ren by the shirt and shakes him* “IT’S HAPPENING!” jaune: *shrugs and takes a bite out of the heart like an apple* Nora/Ren: *applauding* Ruby: *face pales* *softly to herself* “what the heck” ———————————————————————————————————– so fun fact about deer hearts they can be eaten raw. in vale the heart is traditionally given to the youngest member of the group to help them grow strong in minstral the heart is given to someone you care about and is seen as something romantic in the kingdoms, proper no one eats deer heart so three different things were happening during this story for Nora and ren, it was jaune giving a romantic gesture (a very major one) to ruby who then reciprocated (in a major way) basically announcing that they would be courting each other jaune made a kill and as a skilled hunter offered the best part to ruby who was the youngest as a gesture to show he cared about her. but she didn’t like deer heart so he ate it for her ruby just watched her … jaune, kill an animal rip its guts out through its butt cut off its skin then eat the heart out of it still raw after offering it to her
Jaune’s and/or Yang’s auras adjusting based off ‘idiot isn’t gonna stop hugging the living bonfire’ or ‘he’s not even flinching anymore, just let him in’ is somehow the most in character dragonslayer metaphor I’ve seen in a bit.
I’d imagine Yang being low/mid-key clingy, she’d probably be touch-starved to hell and back.
And I’ve always liked the idea of Jaune calling Yang ‘Sunshine’, in this case he’d also call her ‘Sunburn’ when snark warrants it.