Missed A Chance Not Also ‘picking’ Blake Belladonna.

Is it too late to change the ship name to ‘Fever Dream’?

"Oh thank gods you're safe! You could have DIED!"

"Worth it for a kiss from you."

Emerald rushed over to Yang, shaking as she checked over the blonde. She had watched her be fished out of the grimm river and could already see a bit of a change happening to her. “Come on Yang, get back up! You can die now! Not while you still need to get Oscar!” 

Yang coughed as a bit of grimm goo came out of her mouth, slowly starting to get up. “T-that worried about me?” 

Emerald pulled Yang into a kiss. “Oh thank the gods you’re alive.” She pulled back and slapped her. “You could’ve died doing that!” 

Yang smiled and rubbed her cheek a bit. “It was worth it for a kiss from you.” 

“Unbelievable! You should’ve just let me die instead of risking your life for me!” Emerald’s frowned slowly changed to a smile. “Thank you though. I… I owe you.” 

Yang shook her head, looking her body over as she saw portions of her looking grimm like. “Let’s… get out of here. I need to figure out how to fix myself.”

Ruby being a hard tease, sending Jaune that stuff while Beacon’s on break and the sisters are at Patch...

ruby: im a bad girl. bad girl. i need a spanking. i need to be punished

yang: *barges in* hey ruby have you seen? is that lingerie? and IS THAT A CAMERA?

ruby: YANG GET OUT!

Oscar under one arm, and Nora under the other.

Ren Rides on his back.

As a short person myself, this is a friggin mood I relate to

I mean, presumably Tai signed off on Ruby going early, Karen Glass or whatever her fanon name is would never give Cinder legal permission do do anything.

It’s one of those things we’ve never really heard about, and no one ever seems to ask, but this might actually tell us that the Age of Majority is 17 on Remnant.

Emancipation probably would go about as well as calling the cops would, Karen is rich enough to block any attempts, and vindictive enough for Cinder to not risk it.

The chain of events Rhodes was likely going for here would be:

Train Cinder until she’s a legal adult.

Hope that she’s capable by the time she leaves the hotel, since Karen sure-as-hell wouldn’t let her leave with any money, and also:

Have Cinder do what most people assume Ren and Nora did, take some qualification exam since she doesn’t have a combat school record.

Enroll Cinder in Atlas

???

Cinder happy!?

I feel like I should note that I don’t defend this plan, and all the waiting around involved in it, this is just what I think Rhodes plan was.

cinder was told she had to wait till she was 17 to take the huntsman exams but ruby got in early

Oh yeah that was a thing, wasn’t it? Well sadly, Cinder wasn’t a prodigy and I doubt Rhodes would have the balls to argue to Ironwood for her. 

What’s really funny is you (or Ren) thinking that any condom on Remnant could hold up to Nora’s Arc nookie, any that don’t end up as latex scraps would end up popping like water balloons.

Nora, or huntresses in general, would have to either be on the pill, or have an implant, I usually headcanon the latter as more common, since hunters seem to have a habit of wandering outside cities for long stretches, why carry condoms or pills if you don’t have to?

Nora's thirst scares the living hell out of Ren and Jaune. Jaune however has no chance at finding shelter when given the option of Nora's needs or finding himself cornered by those thirsty moms.

Nora: come on jaune i wanna spend the night with my hunky leader.

Jaune: nora. Im gonna be busy

Nora: you can either spend it with me or those moms.

Jaune:…

Jaune: you’re lucky i love you

Ren: (from the kitchen) wear protection!

It’s the prototype that the printer sent Coco, she gave it to Velvet as a ‘photographers fee’.

Not even a minute after the Jaune modeled body pillow was announced online, Pyrrha took the entire stock except one got away. Now who could the culprit be? Weiss? Ruby? Blake? Yang? Seems like a mystery.

Huh. Yeah what happened to it?

Dog-faunus Jaune and Pyrrha would end up doing some praise-kink petplay shit.

And Blake would keep walking in on it!

Pyrrha: *Gives Jaune headpats* Who’s a good boy~

Jaune: *Blushing but enjoying the praise* Me! I’m a good boy, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: That’s right. You’re such a good boy~ *Slowly pushes down on the top of Jaune’s head*

Jaune: P-Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: *Licks her lips seductively and slowly slides her skirt up, exposing her soaked panties* Who’s my good boy~ *Pushes down a little harder*

Jaune: *Blushes and drops down on his knees in front of her* M-Me, Pyrrha. I-I’m your good boy... *Let’s his head be guided in between his partners legs*

Pyrrha: *Moans happily* Mmmh~ Thats right Jaune. You’re MY good boy~

I’ve always loved a theory I saw that the vault isn’t even in Beacon either.

It’s in the Emerald Forest Ruin.

There’s some logic to support this, but it isn’t concrete:

The relic of choice getting hidden right under the spot where where partnered students choose their teammates.

The relic draws grim to it. The forest has more grim than we ever saw in the wild in Anima, for instance. But it would be regularly cleared out by students training in it.

The forest is wired up with cameras, supposedly just to monitor initiation, but Grimm Eclipse up and calls it a security system.

It’s not perfect, but I do love the idea.

Beacon’s Vault

So we know that the Relic of Choice is hidden differently to other relics, but I think I may have an idea on whereabouts it may be, or at least the door to it.

There’s a lot we can discern from the Vault under Haven Academy and later Atlas Academy. Each Vault is accessible via a tall, thin trapezium door which is unlocked by the touch of a maiden.

The Spring Vault is that of a dreamlike desert landscape, a single biome that stretches to the Horizon - a pocket dimension of sorts. The fact that it is a desert is to make it abundantly clear that this is not part of Haven, nor even Mistral.

I would say it’s easiest to assume that Atlas and Vacuo’s vaults have similarly contrasting biomes to the kingdoms they’re housed in - for example, Atlas’s may be a green forest, while Vacuo’s might be comprised of waterfalls and lakes. Being magical, these vaults probably aren’t beholden to the whims of time and therefore likely stay as they are, year around.

You’re probably wondering where I’m going with this.

Each vault is an almost unnatural biome.

Each vault stands out against its home kingdom.

The vaults probably don’t change based on natural-world time.

Now where have we seen something like that around Beacon?

Oh yeah, Forever Fall.

There’s a place in Vale that is noted to literally be always Fall. Not beholden to the passage of seasons or time, for no particular explained reason. (Unless…)

Volume 3 shows us fall, and its trees aren’t as bright red as Forever Fall’s are - they’re a more natural orange. Volume 1 makes a point of showing us this place twice, once in the Black Trailer and again in the Jaunedice arc, and yet never explains why it’s how it is. Jaunedice could have just as easily (if not more easily due to budget) occurred in the Emerald Forest again. But they choice to show us Forever Fall.

Forever Fall. Beacon’s vault needing the Fall Maiden. Forever Fall looking somewhat more fantasy than the rest of Remnant.

I’m not sure whether Beacon’s vault is located in Forever Fall, or if it is Forever Fall, or if it’s even goddamn open already and has leaked out into Forever Fall, but it’s something to do with goddamn Forever Fall.

Nora spent like 10 years playing things ‘subtle’ and got nowhere fast.

Now Nora will detail her wants/demands to whoever’ll listen.

Nora: honestly jaune could smack my butt and i would tell him harder. YOU CAN DO BETTER

Ren:..

Jaune... so ren lost weight

Ren: why yes i have thank you for noticing

I’d like to imagine this being the first time most of them have heard Neo speak.

Jaune asks Neo to marry him in front of everyone Neo says yes while crying tears of joy and hugging him what does everyone do

ruby: uuuh

weiss: awww

blake: cute

yang: *crying*

nora: also cryinh

ren: *stoic