Do We Need To Use Seasons Though?

“Why do I suddenly feel like I’m in danger?”

- Pyrrha

Nora secretly switches Jaune’s gummy vitamins for Cum Boosting Pills.

Overaccomodating and lowest-key clingy Winter is fantastic.

Would winter actually cuddle with her one night stands or throw them out immediately?

Adult Winter seems like the type to be REALLY into compartmentalizing and keep different aspects of her life separate, so she’d never take a one night stands back to her place. So probably a hotel so she could leave whenever.

Young Winter would probably revel in her freedom outside the manor and the thought of ‘defiling’ her family name in secret. She does bring her one night stands to her dorm but would def kick them out after. And leave them ass naked in the hall if they tried to break their agreement and stay longer than nessessary.

War of the roses headcanons?

War of the Roses Headcanons

Ruby likes being sandwiched between Jaune and Weiss when they sleep

It makes her feel comfortable and safe to have her lovers beside her

Jaune is usually super hot in the middle of the night, with Ruby in a blanket burrito next to him

Meanwhile, Weiss usually ends up freezing in the night, clinging to Ruby’s blankets

Weiss likes getting piggyback rides from both Jaune and Ruby, but only when they’re indoors

Jaune and Ruby make tons of food puns while grocery shopping, while Weiss pretends she doesn’t know them

Then they started texting her the puns

She can’t escape

She secretly appreciates the puns, but they embarrass her

What the fuck. This sounds like a train wreck.

So yeah, might be better to just ignore it entirely.

Maybe it can be in the weird DC comics canon, it sounds about as coherent.

Alright, so...

Due to the blatant murder of the personalities of basically everyone in the RWBY book "Before the Dawn", and the rampant harassment and bullying from the book's fanatics against people with valid criticisms, I'm not taking either of the RWBY books as canon. At all, aside from confirmed semblances. I just can't. At least not until E.C. Myers, Miles, and Kerry address and call out the harassment that's been going on by these fanatics to silence any and all criticisms of Before the Dawn, like with what was done to Coco, Velvet, Sun, and basically anyone that appears in that book.

Anyone who bullies people into silencing their criticisms are just plagues to the RWBY community, and to the world. It's silencing free speech which no matter where you are in the world, should never stand.

I honestly don't care about Coco being confirmed lesbian at this point anymore. It's tied to so much murder of character and so much bullying and harassment that it kind of just fucking ruins it.

You can hate me all you want, but I'm standing by my decision. The RWBY novels are not canon in my eyes. I will not change my mind until Myers, Miles, and Kerry The only thing that needs to change is the rampant bullying and harassment by these fanatics to silence any criticisms of the books, especially Before the Dawn.

And before anyone comes to this post about how I'm "just a RWBY hater", don't. Just don't bother. RWBY is one of my favorite shows ever honestly. It got me into writing, and inspired me to want to write my own book. I absolutely love RWBY and the work Miles and Kerry and everyone else have put into it after Monty's passing. Don't use this post as a platform to spread hate. Use it to spread criticism if you have to do something with it, but not hate.

I always preferred Armored Sundae.

Neo, finding out Jaune had a crush on Weiss Schnee their first semester at Beacon: *That was over a year ago, she clearly doesn't like him back... and if she tries anything I'll just fight her to the death. Win-win.*

Neo, finding out Jaune was in love with Pyrrha Nikos before she died during The Fall: *...fuck*

That’s probably accurate and its a great thing. But I just keep getting distracted by how weird the modeling for Emerald’s hair looks from this angle.

Purple is the colour combination of Red and Blue, and from what we’ve seen from Ren’s semblance red petals are anger and blue petals are sadness

Guilt is like a mix of that. Sadness about the hurt caused, and anger/frustration at yourself for what you did

Nora spent like 10 years playing things ‘subtle’ and got nowhere fast.

Now Nora will detail her wants/demands to whoever’ll listen.

Nora: honestly jaune could smack my butt and i would tell him harder. YOU CAN DO BETTER

Ren:..

Jaune... so ren lost weight

Ren: why yes i have thank you for noticing

~Haven~

Ruby: -and then he just started taking bites out of it!

Nora: Yeah he did! Bossman Jaune locking it down!

Weiss: That’s disgusting! Barbaric!

Ruby: I know right! He’d do it whenever he found a deer, and he’d always ask me if I wanted it first like that’s normal!

Nora: I always ate Ren’s deer hearts...

Yang: Is this just a thing now? Was Vomit-Boy that weird when we were at school?

Blake: Wait- Where did Jaune grow up again? Do you know?

Ruby: Uhhh...Ansel? East of Vale? He’d go camping out in Anima though so he knew where to-

Blake: Hmmmm.... *Locking eyes with a giddy Nora*

Ruby: What? Does that matter?

Blake: Well in many regions of rural Sanus the heart goes to the youngest in the group to help them grow stronger.-

Ruby: I’m barely younger! And I don’t need a heart to g-

Blake: But on Anima, it’s a romantic gesture.

Weiss: It WHAT!?

Yang: Wha-ha-ha-hat?

Blake: It’s a confession, or if you want to be more literal, ‘I am asking permission to romantically pursue you’ it’s actually how Valentine’s Day started.

Weiss: How could that be considered romant-

Ruby: I was supposed to eat it!?

Yang: D’aaaw... poor Jauney, had his poor gross deer heart broken again...

Nora: You wish~~~

Weiss:...Ruby you didn’t-

Ruby: I didn’t even touch it!

Nora: Tell ‘em Blakey!

Blake: *Sighs* A rejection would have been tossing it on the ground, or even passing it on to another person, Ruby, you said he could have it every time?

Ruby: Y-Yeah, but I didn’t know any-

Nora: *Hyperactive Squealing*

Weiss: QUIET! Blake! What does that mean?

Blake: *Fidgeting with pages, looking away* Well, it varies, but-

Yang: WHAT’S IT!?

Blake:...’I am already yours’...

Nora: *Cheering*

Weiss & Yang: *Angry Stammering*

Ruby: *Panicking Rose Noises*

random idea for my head cannon of jaune

walking through remnant was a long and drawn-out process. especially when you didn’t pack rations before you set out. ruby would argue that she had a lot to think about before leaving but she knew she’d screwed up. she was taught to fight not to plan a caravan. luckily jaune knew how to hunt and process his kills, sure it was sad to kill a cute bunny or a gentle deer but hey they had to eat law of nature. she only cried a little  the bad news was that jaune processed the kills while they were around. and seeing her crush bestie friend ripping the guts out of an animal before skinning it. she got a little sick to her stomach.  Jaune: “okay, ruby you want the heart?” *still got his hands covered in the deer* Ruby: *kinda scared* “what?” Nora: *gasps* “Renny it’s happening!” Ren: *pleasantly surprised* “ahead of schedule as well, congratulations ruby” Ruby: “why am I being congratulated? what’s going on” Jaune: “the hearts something that can be eaten raw, I wanted to know if you wanted it” Ruby: “okay funny guys, really funny. you almost had me” *looks around* “you’re joking, right?” Jaune: “as serious as a heart attack” Nora: *gasps* Ren: *smiles happily* Ruby: “I couldn’t” jaune: “I don’t mind, you should have it” Ren: *shakes his head, still smiling* Nora: *pantomimes eating* Ruby: *panicking*  “YOU EAT IT!” Nora: “ohmygodohmygodohmygod,” *grabs ren by the shirt and shakes him* “IT’S HAPPENING!” jaune: *shrugs and takes a bite out of the heart like an apple* Nora/Ren: *applauding* Ruby: *face pales* *softly to herself* “what the heck” ———————————————————————————————————– so fun fact about deer hearts they can be eaten raw. in vale the heart is traditionally given to the youngest member of the group to help them grow strong in minstral the heart is given to someone you care about and is seen as something romantic  in the kingdoms, proper no one eats deer heart  so three different things were happening during this story for Nora and ren, it was jaune giving a romantic gesture (a very major one) to ruby who then reciprocated (in a major way) basically announcing that they would be courting each other  jaune made a kill and as a skilled hunter offered the best part to ruby who was the youngest as a gesture to show he cared about her. but she didn’t like deer heart so he ate it for her ruby just watched her … jaune, kill an animal rip its guts out through its butt cut off its skin then eat the heart out of it still raw after offering it to her

(Clingy Neo is high-tier)

Jaune: “I need to go watch my sister’s baby.”

Neo: *Signing* ‘But I’m baby.’

As with all Jaune ships, the baby-crazy starts when a girl sees him playing with Adrian.

Honestly, while I get people enjoy that trend for ships. I’d say it’s not so clear cut for Neo.

Neo sees Jaune with Adrian, and it doesn’t do too much. She adores that caring side of him, but whenever she sees him with Adrian, she gets frustrated that the attention is not on her. She’s always frustrated when the attention isn’t on her. She’s never really been big on kids and seeing him with one doesn’t make her jump at the thought of having one. They have a lot of time to live before she heavily considers that, but if she were ever to have them,(eventually) she would be very glad for him to be the father.

Shout out to my friend @knightfallcravin for getting their art posted on the RWBY subreddit. Legit mage me smile! ❤️💙💜💛