Jaune’s And/or Yang’s Auras Adjusting Based Off ‘idiot Isn’t Gonna Stop Hugging The Living Bonfire’

I tend to be a crackshipper to my core, I think any ship can sail if it’s built up right. But even I don’t like everything.

I can respect other people’s tastes, I don’t think I’ve tossed Cinder in when talking to you, but I’ll try not to in the future.

Personal quick rant again—-

Imma keep it real with you guys

I’ve seen some additions to my posts and comments that involve KnightF*ll and Sp*ceCream

Cinder is a believable, interesting villain with an understandably traumatic childhood. But…

You’d think as a SilentKnight shipper I’d be open to Cinder shipping but that’s a hard pass for me

I know she was justified in all of the pre-Vol.1 things Cinder did / went through, but killing Amber, Pyrrha, and a random woman just for her clothes and money in Vol.6 really hinder that redemption arc for me

I’m not against Cinder righting her wrongs, but, I especially don’t love her being shipped with Jaune, right after she killed Pyrrha and traumatized him continuously at Haven

What if we get Cinder using polarity, or hints of it, some shot where you can see metal panels shifting in the background?

Well with another Maiden fight at Amity, we may be seeing the retirement of the Pyre theory soon.

Neon: *Clinging to Jaune’s side* I’m either plotting to kiss you or plotting to make your dick harder!

Blake: Wait that’s wrong!

Jaune: *Flustered knight sounds*

jaune: cats are either plotting to kill youbor plotting to make your day harder

blake: hes not wrong

I might be in the minority where I hope none of the ‘main girls’ become Maidens.

Ever since it was introduced Maidenhood has screamed ‘more trouble than it’s worth’ to me. You get a bit of a power boost but you still lose fights, and everyone now wants to find or fight you. You end up a over-pressured and paranoid mess.

Penny, honestly, was the one exception they could have convinced me on, it serves her arc in a way they couldn’t do most other ways, and they handled it’s effects well, through Fria’s choice through this episode.

It also seems a bit too obvious? Nora less so because the most obvious would be Team RWBY all getting magic.

Can we leave the Winter maiden Nora theory in V7 where it died? Y'all are really hoping Penny dies just so your personal fav can get a power up.

Penny's not dying again, she's already a real girl, and her arc would make no sense if she lost the powers. She'd be running from her conflict, not resolving it.

Nora already has an arc about identity issues and giving her the responsibilities of a maiden would make that worse. Let her figure out who she is as an individual.

I don't know about this Greta, but you know who it'd be fun to see still exists? Deery, faunus tension is lowered so she might not have joined the WF, or she did, but she's Eve's plant in Jaune's office.

(Deery yes, Deery very yes. Cutie patootie deer faunus)

“So, there seems to be a gap in your resume...”

Jaune was currently hiring, as Greta had expressed some desire to retire in the near future. Hence Jaune asking her if she would train her successor.

She accepted, but only if he were to choose her. After all, he was the one to be working with her.

“Ah, that.” Deery, full name Deerdra Glas, was a cutie of a deer faunus, with two small antles growing out of her head. She had a pretty smile, but that mattered little to Jaune, even if it was nice to look at.

What mattered was if she could survive the bureaucratic hell.

“Well, I used to work at a charity, but I felt like it was not worth mentioning, since it was a small one-”

“You worke with the White Fang, didn’t you.” Jaune’s bullshit meters were honed well after weeks of surviving meeting after meeting with political sharks, some of which he really wanted to slap through a fucking wall.

“I worked with the White Fang,” Deery admitted in shame.

“Why are you lying?”

“It’s...” She looked down, sadness in her eyes. “It’s not a good look if I would mention it at a job interview.”

“Well,” Jaune started as his eyebrow raised up. “I made peace with Sienna herself, so that’s no excuse. Apart from that, however, your resume is solid.”

Deery nodded glumly, bracing herself for maybe some encouraging words before being sent away.

“When can you start?”

She didn’t expect that. “Bwuh?!”

He grinned at her, showing some teeth at it turned into an amused smile. “You are the first applicant who doesn’t want to sleep with me, so you are basically a shoo-in for that alone. Add to that your overall qualifications, and you are a fit. So yeah, when-”

“Right away!” she blurted out, beaming from ear to ear. Then she realized what she did, and sat back down. “I mean, if that’s okay...”

He laughed at her enthusiasm. “Maybe tomorrow? Today is already very much in progress, and I need to inform your trainer. trust me, she might look really jaded, but once she gets going with her stories, you’ll struggle not to laugh along.”

Deery laughed genuinely, feeling so much gratitude for the young man before him. “I can’t wait.”

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“Infiltration successful.”

Deery hated it. She hated that she had to apply with an ulterior motive. She would have liked to get to know Jaune Arc, anyway, the man who made Adam Taurus say “He’s a good human”.

She wnated the job for the job’s sake!

And maybe a little to get closer to Arc, because she thinks he’s cool....

But not for this!

“Thank you, Deery.”

to help someone else get laid!

“I hope you will continue gathering information for me,” Eve said, seeming all too pleased with the situation right now.

“I will delay- i mean, relay as much as I can,” Deery replied, eyes steely and expression much unlike the cutely demure woman from before..

Oh, she hated this....

Anyone remember Hancock?

I’m joking, but it reminded me of this.

Quick question: What happens if Jaune amps himself when he nuts?

I believe the answer would be a stellar career in the bukkake portion of porn

Either that or guaranteed conception

I always preferred Armored Sundae.

Neo, finding out Jaune had a crush on Weiss Schnee their first semester at Beacon: *That was over a year ago, she clearly doesn't like him back... and if she tries anything I'll just fight her to the death. Win-win.*

Neo, finding out Jaune was in love with Pyrrha Nikos before she died during The Fall: *...fuck*

Dumb of them to assume they just used one.

The gang’s playing a drinking game where they ask questions and they all rate their answers by how crazy are. One of the questions were “the weirdest place I had sex before” and Yang thought her and Blake had that in the bag. They once did it in a changing booth at a mall.

.....keyword, she thought, because Pyrrha told them that she and Jaune once had sex in RWBY’s dorm when the team were in JNPR’s dorm for a sleepover. They snuck away during it and quickly did it before coming back.

What made this worse was that they refused to tell them which bed they used.

Why did My first thought frame this as advice Summer gave (or left for) Ruby?

Either she’s still alive or she wrote up some psuedo-diary for Ruby and Yang full of all the advice she could think of in case [REDACTED] happened.

File one more under ‘Fanfic ideas I’ll probably never write.’

10 Easy Steps To An Oblivious Knight

Step 1: Make Yourself Known

Ruby: Hi. I'm Ruby Rose. What's your name?

Jaune: Ruby. We already know each other.

Step 2: Make Sure He Always Around You.

Nora: Jaune-Jaune. How come Ruby sleeping in the same bed as you?

Jaune: She said she wanted to sleep over.

Ruby:*stick her tongue out and snuggled next to Jaune*

Step 3: Fend Off Unwanted Foes

Cinder: Hai Jaune. I was wandering that if we could...never mind, I just remembered I got plans with Emerald. Bye! *Ran off*

Jaune: I wonder what's that all about.

Ruby:*holding her sycthe and glare at her foes* Stay away you husssiess...

Step 4: Always make sure he and everyone know how cool he is.

Ruby:*On top of table in cafeteria and using a speaker* JAUNE ARC HAS A HUGE DI...HMPHH!

Jaune clamped Ruby's mouth and dragged her out of the cafeteria

Step 5: Make sure he know that you needed him

Ruby: Jaune! Please open this jar pickle for me! It is so tight!

Jaune:*simply opened it with a small pop* Here you go Rubes.

Ruby: Thank you my strong knight.

Jaune: What?

Ruby: Nothing! *Dashed away*

Step 6: If he still oblivious, use a bit force

Jaune:*Only wearing a towel* Ruby! Return my clothes!

Ruby:*sniff his clothes while running* Jaune~I love your scent. *Drool*

Step 7: Insert Your Dominance

Jaune: What are you doing standing on my bed? Get down from there.

Ruby: Feel my dominance! *Proceed to T Pose*

Step 8: Always have small and constant physical contacts.

Jaune:*managed to beat Cardin*

Ruby: Nice work Jaune! *Slap his ass with a nice and firm squeeze*

Jaune: Eeeep!

Step 9: To enforce your desire for him, always remember to imagine a life with him

Ruby:*panting and moaning in bed and under the covers* Jaune! Ahh! Harder! Deeper!

Weiss, Blake and Yang covered their ears as they curse, secretly listening and cried themselves to sleep.

Step 10: If all hope is lost, Just confess

Ruby: Jaune. I like you. Would you be my boyfriend?

Jaune: Sure Ruby. I like you too. Want to see a movie tonight?

Ruby: Sure. I would love too.

Jaune: It's a date. *Kiss her lightly on the lips*

Ruby:*blushed hard*

There you have it. Follow these simple steps and the oblivious charming knight will be yours.

P/s: This steps will also works on an oblivious male ninja, oblivious female ninja, oblivious female brawler, oblivious female heiress, oblivious female babrbarian and other individual that start with an oblivious adjective.

Jaune: *read the steps written on the paper* I wonder if this will work on a certain oblivious female reaper.

This shot is somehow able to perfectly mix genuinely Menacing Future villainess and Pissed off Edgy teen Energy.