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Why do I feel like his reasons consist of:

Puppydog Eyes and Hip Windows

Team RWBY+NR find out that Jaune has secretly been healing Neo after every fight if she gets hurt

ruby: why?.

weiss: shes evil!

blake: and crazy

yang: she tried to kill us

nora: yeah!

ren:

jaune: look i have my reason. you dont need to worry

She could just sit on his shoulders and use him as a sniping perch.

Put Jaune and Ruby’s marketing poses together because Lancaster Rights 😌

Because it was unlocked, keep up.

If Weiss didn't wanna walk in on Jaune and Winter then Weiss should never have left her room unlocked.

yeah WEISS!

What the fuck. This sounds like a train wreck.

So yeah, might be better to just ignore it entirely.

Maybe it can be in the weird DC comics canon, it sounds about as coherent.

Alright, so...

Due to the blatant murder of the personalities of basically everyone in the RWBY book "Before the Dawn", and the rampant harassment and bullying from the book's fanatics against people with valid criticisms, I'm not taking either of the RWBY books as canon. At all, aside from confirmed semblances. I just can't. At least not until E.C. Myers, Miles, and Kerry address and call out the harassment that's been going on by these fanatics to silence any and all criticisms of Before the Dawn, like with what was done to Coco, Velvet, Sun, and basically anyone that appears in that book.

Anyone who bullies people into silencing their criticisms are just plagues to the RWBY community, and to the world. It's silencing free speech which no matter where you are in the world, should never stand.

I honestly don't care about Coco being confirmed lesbian at this point anymore. It's tied to so much murder of character and so much bullying and harassment that it kind of just fucking ruins it.

You can hate me all you want, but I'm standing by my decision. The RWBY novels are not canon in my eyes. I will not change my mind until Myers, Miles, and Kerry The only thing that needs to change is the rampant bullying and harassment by these fanatics to silence any criticisms of the books, especially Before the Dawn.

And before anyone comes to this post about how I'm "just a RWBY hater", don't. Just don't bother. RWBY is one of my favorite shows ever honestly. It got me into writing, and inspired me to want to write my own book. I absolutely love RWBY and the work Miles and Kerry and everyone else have put into it after Monty's passing. Don't use this post as a platform to spread hate. Use it to spread criticism if you have to do something with it, but not hate.

Or Libreoffice, if it’s more your thing.

Hey, guys! I'm back with another RWBY Fan-fic idea! But instead of telling you, I'll let you read some dialogue from the story...

"Hey, Jaune," Yang wearily greeted, shivering from being soaked head to toe outside of Jaune's door, "uh, I kinda need a favor from ya." In her arms, she held a soggy blanket.

And in the blanket, wheezed a dark-haired girl with wolf ears.

"You stupid mutt!" The others whimpered and cowered in the corner as he kicked her in her ribs. "When I tell you to eat, you fuckin' eat!" Every yelp was treated with another kick, and every kick with another yelp.

Jaune looked at his arm. The wound was deep, if the oozing dark red was any indication. He hissed through his teeth as he ran to the kitchen. Where was that damn first aid kit?!

"Zha-Zha!" Ruby yelled with excitement. She bounced up and down at the sight of her best friend as he walked to the front door. She began scratching and barking at the door, eagerly waiting for her sister to open it.

"You can't control me." Ruby tore off the collar, a steely look in her eyes. "Not anymore."

If only there was someone around who could help heal serious wounds...

Boy, is that a dated reference...

You gotta admit, the ponytail is very cute compared to her more business first bun. But I am genuinely concerned about her gaining robot parts like Ironwood.

You say that like she wouldn’t enable Arkos at every possible step.

Pyrrha’s champion-level thirst is probably the main reason Glynda wouldn’t send her clumsy, fraudulent, brother straight home.

That and/or spite, if their parents said they were training Jaune when they weren’t.

Glynda as the good older secret sister of Jaune she makes sure that any girl that has a crush on her baby brother are up to her standard to make her an aunt

oh god. no one would be good enough

Dumb of them to assume they just used one.

The gang’s playing a drinking game where they ask questions and they all rate their answers by how crazy are. One of the questions were “the weirdest place I had sex before” and Yang thought her and Blake had that in the bag. They once did it in a changing booth at a mall.

.....keyword, she thought, because Pyrrha told them that she and Jaune once had sex in RWBY’s dorm when the team were in JNPR’s dorm for a sleepover. They snuck away during it and quickly did it before coming back.

What made this worse was that they refused to tell them which bed they used.

I always wanted to write something where Hajime got the ‘Know-it-all Disease’.

As in, he starts getting Kamukura talents back, either at random or whenever he tries to do something, he just knows how.

This would be great for the group, but probably terrifying for him since he’s still feverish, disoriented, and he still doesn’t know how he learned any of this.

What would the rest of the DR2 cast be like with the Despair Disease?

I already did Kaz here so I’ll do everyone else

Ultimate Imposter:

He had the Mirror Disease.

He would mirror the talent and personality of whoever was around him.

It got a bit exhausting after a while.

Teruteru Hanamura:

He had the Anger Disease.

No matter what anyone did, he always got mad at them.

Thankfully it wasn’t a violent anger.

Mahiru Koizumi:

She had the Pride Disease.

She was very boastful and thought she was better than everyone.

It was hard to even get near her.

Peko Pekoyama:

She had the Selfish Disease.

She wouldn’t do anything unless it directly benefited her.

In a way, that was good; she was too selfless.

Hiyoko Saionji:

She had the Responsibility Disease.

Meaning she would take control of literally everything.

She would run herself ragged before long.

Nekomaru Nidai:

He had the Silence Disease.

He couldn’t talk; his voice was robbed from him.

Other than that, it didn’t affect him much.

Gundham Tanaka:

He had the Coward Disease.

Everything scared him.

Even his Devas couldn’t be around him.

Chiaki Nanami:

She had the Energy Disease.

She was so incredibly energetic.

Everyone had a hard time keeping up with her, and she wouldn’t rest.

Hajime Hinata:

He had the Boredom Disease.

Nothing he could do helped his boredom.

It was incredibly awful.

Sonia Nevermind:

She had the Mischief Disease.

She went around pranking everyone and messing everything up.

It was hard to take care of everyone else.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu:

He had the Pushover Disease.

Literally as it sounds.

Anyone could do anything to him.

Yang: *The next day*

Yang doesn’t know how to flirt okay?

(Seriously, who thought those pants were fine? In a tundra even. What the fuck.)

Yang: so jaune do you have any turn ons?

Jaune: thighs

Yang: really?

Jaune: yeah

(Ghost of) Summer: Yeah! That’s Mama’s girl! Get it!

Horny Ruby: First I’m gonna make Jaune pat my he*d~

Ren: *Shaking his head in disgust*

Horny Ruby: Then I’m gonna h*g him real good~

Pyrrha: *Looking Scared*

Horny Ruby: AND THEN I WILL HOLD HIS BIG, STRONG, MANLY H*NDS!!!

Nora: *Faints*

Goodwitch: MISS ROSE!!! DETENTION!!

It’d been one weird morning for Jaune Arc, he woke up in an empty dorm, which was rare enough. And he was getting a strange sort of attention. It seemed like whenever he said a word, greeting the people he knew or even just excusing himself past anyone he didn’t, half the heads in the hall would snap in his direction.

Jaune: Good morning Professor Goodwitch.

Glynda:  Ah~! *Flinches in her seat. Crushing a coffee mug with one gripping hand.*

Jaune: Miss? Are you alright?

Glynda: Yes! Yes, I’m fine, Mr. Arc, was just up a bit too late… Filing…

Jaune: Seems like you do everything around here, do you need any help with your hand?

Glynda: No. Well, maybe one thing…

Jaune: Yes? Professor?

Glynda: Could you… *Reddening* Say my name again…?

Jaune: …?

Inspired by RWBY Chibi: Jaune's ASMR blog goes viral, and turns out all the girls at Becon are getting off to his soft whispering voice.

Nora: Hey guy! Morning! Did you hear the news?!! Jaune’s got a new ASMR cha- *Looks at Team RWBY* -nnel. . .

Yang: *Looking sweaty and disheveled*

Ruby: *Nodding off half asleep*

Weiss: *Looking tired and wearing a wrist brace*

Blake: *Passed out and snoring on top of her books*

Pyrrha: *Blushing* I think they heard about it.

Yang: *Has bag under her eyes* I haven’t slept in 3 days. . .

The further I read this, the more I headcanoned that ‘Mysterious Chessmaster Ozpin’ is a front that he puts on for literally anyone who isn’t his own staff or students.

From the interrogation room through initiation, he was gritting his teeth to keep all the Dad Energy from escaping.

He brought a goddamn plate of cookies the first time he ever talked to Ruby, probably just because Summer said how much she loved them at some point, it was probably Summer’s recipe.

Glynda came to show him how fake Jaune’s transcripts were and he probably tapped his mug on ‘Accept’ before she got two words out.

He let two teenage bandits enroll in his fight college to try to reform them.

People used to joke about it, but he probably does just wander the school looking for students who look troubled. He is/was a father, and now he has dozens of youths he is explicitly responsible for, many of whom are orphans. You cannot stop this guy giving guidance.

Ozpin keeps up the ‘Wizard’ act for the council, the citizens, and any of the applicants who aren’t students yet. Even other headmasters and their students, maybe. All to keep his dramatic image and his position as Headmaster. All so he can keep helping good kids be better so they can save the world.

I really love your idea of Uncle Oz. But in the early volumes, Ozpin was given the 'menacing, plotting' Dumbledore treatment. Which is weird, because by the time we have the backstory he's just genuinely a caring, wonderful person in an awful situation. Which is also weird, because the hands-off man we know doesn't map to the idea of who the guy must have been to set up the school in the first place. Oz seems like the prime example of the show actively not always knowing where it's going.

Especially since, looking back, I honestly believe that the vast majority of said “menacing, plotting Dumbledore treatment” came from viewer expectation and very little was built into the text. Meaning, this is the Harry Potter era watching a new show. We see an older, white, clearly powerful, somewhat eccentric headmaster and go, “AH HA. I know where this is heading,” even though canonically Ozpin barely does anything to generate those feelings in the story. I’ll admit the “You have silver eyes” line is easily the most damning - What does that mean?? What does he want with Ruby??? - and we have the moment where Yang comments that he’s “off” during the speech, but both of these things happen within the first few episodes. Following that, Ozpin’s mysterious/manipulative persona is obliterated. Not just through all the legitimately good things we see him doing (counseling Ruby, talking to Blake, bending rules to help deal with the White Fang, etc.) because admittedly that all could have still been a part of some larger manipulation. AKA, Ozpin is grooming this group to do his dirty work like Dumbledore groomed Harry. But that reveal never comes. Instead, Ozpin encourages the group to leave if it’s not their own, active decision to help. He doesn’t manipulate people into working for him, he deliberately discourages anyone with doubts from continuing on because doubts, as we’ve seen, lead to people betraying the cause. Just as importantly, the ‘shady headmaster’ persona fails because we learn what his secret is. What’s Ozpin hiding? The fact that there’s a war on. What’s he doing about that? Something nefarious or at least ethically dubious? Uh... no. Actually he’s just doing the best he can with limited options. It’s like if in Prisoner of Azkaban we got to follow Dumbledore’s perspective for multiple chapters, learned pretty much all there is to know about the war, and likewise confirmed that Dumbledore was never attempting something as horrible as raising a kid for slaughter.

Really, the text only starts treating Ozpin as legitimately shady around Volume 5 with the whole bird transformation stuff, which as we’ve discussed was just stupid. Then it was hinted that he had some other, terrible secret hidden away, we waited a whole volume to find out what it was... and then it wasn’t terrible at all. Salem is immortal? Anyone who thinks about this war for five minutes can figure that out. Is it Ozpin’s fault that Salem is immortal and trying to kill us all? Uh... no. No it’s not. So... why was he supposed to be shady again? 

The structure basically went: 

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I half want it to go like:

JNR Runs into Cinder again while Atlas is going to hell.

Jaune and Cinder end up tug-o-warring the lamp.

Jaune: Seriously! Why are you like this!?

Jinn: Well since you want to know...

And Jaune (and Nora & Ren (and Neo?)) get Tragic Backstory poured into their ears.

Could even play the long game with it, have it shown that they get told about it in the middle of action, but save anything but reactions and hints to the audience until things calm down again. Heck, you can have Team JNR narrate Cinder’s backstory to Team RWBY (and the audience), even have them still keeping some things hidden.

Jaune: And then, Salem found her...

Nora: Well, before that there was-

Jaune: Salem found her, Nora!

I remember hearing once that Cinder isn’t Ruby’s villain, she’s Jaune’s (and JNPRs as a whole), and I’ve only believed it more since. And having JNR seeing Cinder’s past like RWBY saw Salem’s would pretty much prove it permanently for me.

Sudden thought, think we'll learn Cinder's past in flashbacks like Ren and Nora's? Or that the heroes or one or two heroes will actually be told it or learn of it?

jaune's family found out about the date and decided to get to know his new gf. they might have sort of kidnapped her. but jaune showed up to bail her out of that situation. thing is ruby was embarrassed about being asked if she and jaune were planning on having children and refuses to speak about it. so the girls (with no evidence) decide it must be like something out of a spy movie where jaune saved ruby from his old enemies. how do they treat jaune now, and what's their plan to get more info?

Ruby: (tiny girl) i wanna go home

Jaune: guys you're making her nervous

#she said with a huge smile on her face

Toko wants someone who’d sneak over to her room at night to see her.

OH DAMN!

Someone else remembers this story!

Really wish SleepinEyes didn’t vanish...

I don’t OT3 often but the thought Pyrrha, Jaune, and Yang intrigues me.

And yet somehow Jaune's mom and sisters already know he has a girlfriend by the time he wakes up again.

I busted a gut over sleep-fighting Pyrrha.

(Sequel to the Yang's dream) Jaune and the rest of his team wake up to a pissed off Yang breaking the door and he is rightfully scared of her. When she tells him the reason why she is pissed... Jaune is massively confused by this and questioning his life choices.

Yang: *Kicks open the door* JAUNE ARC!

Jaune: *Wakes up drooling and with a bad case of bed hair* Wass goin on?

Pyrrha: *Jumps out of bed half asleep, punches a hole in the closet door, looks around, then goes back to bed*

Nora: *Tackles the floor into submission with her face*

Ren: *Still asleep*

Yang: *Marches over to Jaune and grabs him by the shirt* As of right now you are my boyfriend! I expect to go on a date in a few hours and then for us to get married and have babies in a few years. Understand?!

Jaune: *Still half asleep* Yesh?

Yang: *Nods* Good boy. *Kisses his cheek and tucks him back into bed* Now go back to sleep, a growing boy like you needs his rest. I will see you later today for out date, sweet dreams. *Marches out of the room*

Jaune: Wha juss happnn?

Ren: *Snores lightly*

(Tired-as-balls Team JNPR everyone. Model huntsmen and huntresses. 🤣)

Why did he even put the pants back on?

Ruby: Yang isn’t thirsty ALL the time, right Yang?

Yang:

Why do I imagine Jaune pulling out a perfectly forged fake fed id, like he just made one in case he needs it?

Abuse of the Uniform

Officer Yang: You’re under arrest Vomit Boy!

Jaune, playing along: Oh, and why might that be officer?

Yang, winking: For being hella cute~

Jaune, flirtatiously: Oh no~ Surely there’s ‘something’ I can do to make this all go away…?

Yang, leaning in: Oh, I’m sure we could arrange something…

Jaune: Unfortunately I’m an undercover fed. You’re under arrest for misuse of government-granted authority.

Yang: Ah dammit.

Yang: I MEAN HE WAS SO HUGE! I WAS CERTAIN IT WOULDNT FIT. ITS WAS LIKE BAM!

Tai: i wished you wouldnt talk about your boyfriend at the table

Pyrrha, with tea: Thank you for inviting me over for tea, Saphron.

Saphron, smiling: No problem. I thought you might be bored since Jaune is our drinking with the boys. How’s the tea?

Pyrrha: It’s really good. It’s actuallymy favorite kind.

Saphron: Yeah, Jaune told me.

Pyrrha: Excuse me, where’s the bathroom?

Saphron: Down the hall to he left.

Pyrrha: Thank you. *walks away*

Saphron: *sips her tea*

Pyrrha’s scroll: *DING*

Saphron, curious: Hmm? Wonder whose that.

*Saphron checks the scroll to see a text message from Jaune*

Jaune, whose clearly drunk: Imma kick your ass when we get home.

Saphron, choking: What the hell?! He’s gonna do WHAT?! What the fuck!? Did he actually send that?! Oh hell no! I’m going to kick his—

Jaune, texting back: *lick 👅

Saphron: Oh......okay then. He’s going to lick her ass. *sighs in relief* That scared me for moment.

Saphron: *starts sipping her tea peacefully*

Saphron: *processing the information*

Saphron:.........*eyes widening before choking on her tea again, this time hot tea spewing out of her nose*

Saphron, choking: JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST! *coughs* OH GOD! DID HE REALLY JUST SENT THAT?! OH GOD! I WISH I CAN UNREAD THAT! *coughs* OH FUCK! *starts pouring alcohol into tea* Just forget what you read, Saph. Just forget about it. Save it for therapy.

What if...

Jaune ends up with one of Ironwood’s fuck-off big pistols.

Either Ironwood dies and Jaune just ends up picking it up, or he steals it during some future confrontation. Some payback strike for Oscar or whatever.

Hell, according to the wiki, Ironwood lost the other one of the set in the Amity Colosseum and never got it back.

A lot of people are guessing Amity is gonna be the protag’s V8 ‘base’, he could just find it there.

Ruby: jaune i think you should get a gun

Jaune: i think you should mind your own fucking business.

Lewd white knight

Weiss makes jaune wear a collar and a leash

Gonna be fun when Blake walks in on that.

Blake: I fucking knew it...

Lewd white knight

Weiss makes jaune wear a collar and a leash

Salem bringing out the mom voice.

Salem: Neo, have you considered that if you didn't kill everyone you had sex with, you might not be so frustrated?

Neo: *flips Salem off*

Mercury: Neo treats men like she treats her outfits, she cuts them up and burns the remains when she's done.

Emerald: Cinder does too!

Neo: *hurls glass at Emerald for mentioning that name*

Mercury: hahaha she missed because her arms are too little!

Salem: Neo, that's enough and you two should stop winding her up!

Job satisfaction is important. Neo knows it’s important to have fun with your work.

Torchwick: *Breaks into a museum and steals large amounts of priceless artwork and jewelry*

Neo: *Steals the guard’s hat and flashlight* 😁

Let’s be real here, Yang would be into that.

Pyrrha: Jaune’s sweet and all, but he can be kinda awkward when we’re intimate.

Pyrrha: For example one time I went down on him in the shower, and he, not knowing what to do with his hands, decided to wash my hair.

Yang: At least he’s thoughtful I guess?

Now I’m just imagining an AU where Winter decides that if she’s going to be the maiden, she should probably get a partner/bodyguard to keep her from getting Amber’d.

And here comes Mr.Tall, Blond, and Sturdy. A bit undertrained, but strong and smart and loyal in all the ways she’d need to start with. If Weiss and her team’s stories were reliable. She’d have little trouble turning him into a huntsman a cut above most.

The fact that many of the Civilian Inquiries asking after his performance emphasizes him being ‘wonderful with children’ and ‘husband material’ is just an added bonus.

Jaune: ugh man what a workout

Winter: (leaning against the wall) please dont stop on my account.

Jaune: w what are you doing here?

Winter: i was just passin by. Seeing how you were and (looks him up and down) i have to say. Nice

Jaune: thank you.

Winter: however i feel you need a spotter

(Pushes jaune back on the bench rack and sits on top of him)

Jaune: (blushing)

Winter: im goinh to work you boy

Blake: This is... Progress?

Emerald: I hate this.

Yang: I love this.

Jaune, hitting Cinder over the head with a door: I a-DOOR you!

Cinder, rubs her head: aksdsj!

Cinder, picks up a frying pan and hits Jaune with it: I love you with a BURNING passion!!

Jaune, grabs a vase and breaks it over Cinders head: My heart BREAKS when you’re away!

Cinder, grabs a tall lamp and hits him in the chest with it: You are the LIGHT of my life!!

Jaune, falls to the floor: EYUGH!